Will African email fraudsters please learn proper English?

[Pedronicus]

They might just get more takers if the email was written by someone who knew English. Apparently I can now Seize the Court because of transaction decommissioning...

Dear guest!

Transaction: Visa 71023239_hn
On July 26th, 2011 Hotel made wrong transaction decommissioning from your credit card totaling $1412.
Due to the termination of service contract between Hotel Melia Deviana and Moverick Company this Hotel was divested accreditation in our company.
Please see the attached form. You need to fill it in and contact your bank for the return of funds.
In the attachment you will find expense sheet with the sum of wrong transaction error of transaction.
As Company is not responsible for money transactions and acts as intermediary you can seize the court directly to return the funds from the Hotel.
Sorry for the inconvenience. We trust you can solve this unpleasant problem.

Traci Vasquez,
Manager of Reception Desk & Reservation Departament

[drunkmonkey]

I once replied to one, offering my proofreading services, at what I thought was a reasonable rate. Never heard back.

[thegreekdog]

You should put together a seizure letter and address it to the court in question. Attach the email as Exhibit A.

[vodean]

why you be hating my nigerian homies? you westerners contemplate that you superior on Africa because we slaved you for hundreds year?
i want to share an excerpt from a text i got from this ethiopian chick (context will not improve your understanding:

still i talk to him but he said to kids allowed...

makes no sense to me either

[everywhere116]

Why would you want dem to teach butter English? Then would only be gooder at scaming peoples.

[vodean]

here is another fb message i got just now...

Oh i got an idea which is very......but u probly think am crazzy if i tell u

ok... very what?
u probly r crazzy if you talk like that...