mother's day used underwear thread

[thegreekdog]

I'm kind of disappointed squishyg didn't win.

[happy2seeyou]

I'd rather not wear any.

[notyou2]

IT'S NOW THE RUN-OFF BETWEEN THE TWO LARGEST VOTE-GETTERS: NAGEROUS AND CHERRY PEPSI!

For the Run-Off, I'll provide some more background details on this fantasy. I mean scenario.

In the scenario you will receive fourteen laundered pairs of the underwear of the person you select. Each pair will have been worn by them five times for eight hours each time. These will be the only undergarments you will be permitted to wear for one year. You may wash them yourself at your leisure throughout the year. While you are required to do this and cannot opt-out, it is not without benefit to you as you will receive a C$45 Zellers gift card at the end of the year.

All the Zellers will be closed or changed to a Targett by then and who wants a lousy Targett giftcard???

[saxitoxin]

IT'S NOW THE RUN-OFF BETWEEN THE TWO LARGEST VOTE-GETTERS: NAGEROUS AND CHERRY PEPSI!

For the Run-Off, I'll provide some more background details on this fantasy. I mean scenario.

In the scenario you will receive fourteen laundered pairs of the underwear of the person you select. Each pair will have been worn by them five times for eight hours each time. These will be the only undergarments you will be permitted to wear for one year. You may wash them yourself at your leisure throughout the year. While you are required to do this and cannot opt-out, it is not without benefit to you as you will receive a C$45 Zellers gift card at the end of the year.

All the Zellers will be closed or changed to a Targett by then and who wants a lousy Targett giftcard???

The contest sponsor does not take responsibility for the usability or cash value of the prizes.

[BigBallinStalin]

tgd is a lawyer, so I assume his underwear is of relatively good quality.

I assure you my briefs are of the highest quality (buh dum dum).

[Army of GOD]

since my penis is bigger than both nag's and Cherry Pepsi's I won't fit well into either.

Unless one of them has the little window in the front of the boxers in which case I'll let my schlong just chill.

[vodean]

since my penis is bigger than both nag's and Cherry Pepsi's I won't fit well into either.

Unless one of them has the little window in the front of the boxers in which case I'll let my schlong just chill.

[saxitoxin]

since my penis is bigger than both nag's and Cherry Pepsi's I won't fit well into either.

I don't buy that for a second.

since my penis is bigger than both nag's and Cherry Pepsi's I won't fit well into either.

I'll believe that.

[saxitoxin]

Having reviewed the votes cast, I hereby declare nagerous' used underwear to be the most highly sought-after item in all of The Conquer Club.

[notyou2]

But I hadn't voted yet.