THINGS TO AVIOD

[Lootifer]

Terrible pun-like humor on OT forums.




And venn diagrams

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Land war in Asia

How about a battle of wits with a Sicillian?

-TG

[Dukasaur]

Having sex on an escalator with your boss.

The possibility of promotion exists, but the chance of injury is waaaay too high.

[squishyg]

Land war in Asia

How about a battle of wits with a Sicillian?

-TG

especially when death is on the line

[TeeGee]

The off-topics forum

+1

[squishyg]

The off-topics forum

+1

congrats to TeeGee for ignoring the one rule of this thread. -the wicked jesus

also, Saxi's basement on Boxing Day

[Lootifer]

Having sex on an escalator with your boss.

The possibility of promotion exists, but the chance of injury is waaaay too high.

I dunno about you, but I need more time than an escalator will permit.

[Army of GOD]

Dukasaur's jokes

[TeeGee]

The off-topics forum

+1

congrats to TeeGee for ignoring the one rule of this thread. -the wicked jesus

This aint no congrats thread. -the green machine

[Johnny Rockets]

Touching your eye after handling chili's of any sort

I cut up some chili peppers for a stir fry once. It was great. I washed my hands after handling the peppers. Five hours later, I went to pull my contact lens out. I thought I pulled off my cornea. I nearly vomited up my delicious stir fry. Seriously, wash your hands very well.

Seven; because seven ate nine.

Rinse you hands with milk, then wash your hands.

Yeah, that works. I was nearly to the point of washing my eyes with milk when the pain finally subsided. I probably would have done it sooner if I were able to think through the pain.

Misspelling "avoid."

The Milk procedure only works if your milk has a high fat content. Using warm cream works best as it's the emulsification of the capsaicin into the milk fat that carries the Evil Death Oil away from your eyes. No milk or cream available? A rinse of Olive or Canola oil , Margarine or butter interspersed with mild soap washes of the face is effective as well.

You get maced a few times and you get it down to an art.

Ever been to a cooks party? These guys take drinking to a new level of stupid. Around four A.M. , The Darwin effect kicks in and the dick measuring commences. Inevitably, the contests go from nasty drink and food combinations to hot sauce torture. Worst I witnessed is one cook taking bets on how many drops of ghost pepper extract he could put on the head of his penis.

If you have to choose between having some hillbilly give you a prostate exam on your canoe trip, or have a drop of napalm run into your navicular urethra, go with the good 'ol boy.

To keep on topic, both are good things to avoid.

Johnny Rockets

[Timminz]

Worst I witnessed is one cook taking bets on how many drops of ghost pepper extract he could put on the head of his penis.

So... how many?

[jimboston]

Land war in Asia

How about a battle of wits with a Sicillian?

-TG

especially when death is on the line

iocane powder

[rdsrds2120]

Touching your eye after handling chili's of any sort

I cut up some chili peppers for a stir fry once. It was great. I washed my hands after handling the peppers. Five hours later, I went to pull my contact lens out. I thought I pulled off my cornea. I nearly vomited up my delicious stir fry. Seriously, wash your hands very well.

Seven; because seven ate nine.

Rinse you hands with milk, then wash your hands.

Yeah, that works. I was nearly to the point of washing my eyes with milk when the pain finally subsided. I probably would have done it sooner if I were able to think through the pain.

Misspelling "avoid."

The Milk procedure only works if your milk has a high fat content. Using warm cream works best as it's the emulsification of the capsaicin into the milk fat that carries the Evil Death Oil away from your eyes. No milk or cream available? A rinse of Olive or Canola oil , Margarine or butter interspersed with mild soap washes of the face is effective as well.

You get maced a few times and you get it down to an art.

Ever been to a cooks party? These guys take drinking to a new level of stupid. Around four A.M. , The Darwin effect kicks in and the dick measuring commences. Inevitably, the contests go from nasty drink and food combinations to hot sauce torture. Worst I witnessed is one cook taking bets on how many drops of ghost pepper extract he could put on the head of his penis.

If you have to choose between having some hillbilly give you a prostate exam on your canoe trip, or have a drop of napalm run into your navicular urethra, go with the good 'ol boy.

To keep on topic, both are good things to avoid.

Johnny Rockets

Ironic. Just yesterday, one of my not as bright friends accepted to swallow a tablespoon of Dave's Insanity sauce for 5 dollars.

-rd

[AAFitz]

Iocaine powder, unless you've spent years building up a tolerance