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Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:55 pm

ANyone else thing he looks like a giant nerdface?

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:39 pm

You're just jealous because you're so ugly, you have to wear a motorcycle helmet all the time, baby.
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:42 pm

Whats the game... where you have to choose 4 colours in an order and your opponent guesses them in an iteration, and you tell them things like right colour, wrong position...?

Thats what ur comment reminds me of...

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:45 pm

Lootifer wrote:Whats the game... where you have to choose 4 colours in an order and your opponent guesses them in an iteration, and you tell them things like right colour, wrong position...?

Thats what ur comment reminds me of...

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:48 pm

+1 internets my good man, has saxi listed an internets/saxibuck exchange yet?
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:53 pm

Right color, wrong position.
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:58 pm

Im also FUCKING PRO at that game.
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:05 pm

You bring your helmet, and I'll bring my dino suit. 6 o'clock. The Park.
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:15 pm

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:35 am

I don't get people who participate in one-dimensional sports. That's any sort of racing (track, swimming, biking, etc.) and I find it extremely boring and just not fun. Unlike real sports (basketball, rugby, soccer, football, baseball, etc.), they aren't so dependent on ONE attribute. If some guys faster than you, then fine, you can just play defense on him or something.

But no...running is just...running...


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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:10 am

Lootifer wrote:Image


Someone do a mastermind game in the games subforum and I'll kick all your asses. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby / on Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:17 am

Do people actually run like that? He looks like QWOP about to fall over.
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:23 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Someone do a mastermind game in the games subforum and I'll kick all your asses. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.


Maybe because it's a solved game, cheater >:-[

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:58 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Someone do a mastermind game in the games subforum and I'll kick all your asses. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.


Maybe because it's a solved game, cheater >:-[

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Also, you could make it bigger and/or use number/letters instead of colours to make it way more difficult.
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:23 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Someone do a mastermind game in the games subforum and I'll kick all your asses. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.


Maybe because it's a solved game, cheater >:-[

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I DIDN'T ASK FOR EXCUSES GODAMMIT

Also, you could make it bigger and/or use number/letters instead of colours to make it way more difficult.


If we could somehow turn them into nondiscrete things. Then I guess that wouldn't be mastermind, it'd be something else.

Let's do it, McMastermind. I need some number crunching to do or I'll start getting rusty =[.

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:54 pm

Nah playing mastermind in anything but RL would be lame cause it's solvable (as rds says earlier?). Thus we can all draw up sweet logic trees inbetween guesses...

Do people actually run like that? He looks like QWOP about to fall over.

Hes doing some version of highknees and/or butt kick drill; just a drill, not actual proper running.

I don't get people who participate in one-dimensional sports. That's any sort of racing (track, swimming, biking, etc.) and I find it extremely boring and just not fun. Unlike real sports (basketball, rugby, soccer, football, baseball, etc.), they aren't so dependent on ONE attribute. If some guys faster than you, then fine, you can just play defense on him or something.

But no...running is just...running...

Different folks, different strokes.

I like one-dimensional sports more because the physical ability of the competitors is assessed in a more controlled way meaning that things like luck are minimised and preparation and training is everything.

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:27 pm

I say it's time for 4th-dimensional sports.

A true test of endurance!

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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:29 pm

Nice awatar btw ;)
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Re: Fastest white man ever...

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:59 pm

Lootifer wrote:Nah playing mastermind in anything but RL would be lame cause it's solvable (as rds says earlier?). Thus we can all draw up sweet logic trees inbetween guesses...


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