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Postby Gillipig on Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:05 am

I found this interesting dating ad. We have so many excellent psychologists here so I thought I'd hear what you would diagnose this person with. The profile pictures was of an erect penis so I presume a man wrote this.

"I'm 28 since i was 13 I have known in my sole I was born to become property. The real kind. I made the mistake of getting married a few years back. It seemed as if it was the next step in life. Well my sole still tells me I am to be owned. I am looking for a man to take me from this world. Break me of all humanity and rebuild me as a proper life long slave. I am willing to give up everything to disappear for good. I have taken the steps to make this ******** profile private I don't use a computer at home for this at all. And when i find a master I will pull th hard drive from my old puter and give up my smartphone to be destroyed so it can't be traced. I'. This is not a game to me. It's leaving and shedding my entire life what is and was. And becoming reborn into the life and world of real slavery."
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Re: Dating ad

Postby huamulan on Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:20 am

They're looking for a man to enslave them so I'm assuming they're a woman.

Where did you see this ad? Did they state any price?
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Re: Dating ad

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:16 am

Gillipig wrote:"I'm 28 since i was 13 I have known in my sole I was born to become property. The real kind. I made the mistake of getting married a few years back. It seemed as if it was the next step in life. Well my sole still tells me I am to be owned. I am looking for a man to take me from this world. Break me of all humanity and rebuild me as a proper life long slave. I am willing to give up everything to disappear for good. I have taken the steps to make this ******** profile private I don't use a computer at home for this at all. And when i find a master I will pull th hard drive from my old puter and give up my smartphone to be destroyed so it can't be traced. I'. This is not a game to me. It's leaving and shedding my entire life what is and was. And becoming reborn into the life and world of real slavery."


Wait - is this an ad you took out?
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Re: Dating ad

Postby / on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:34 pm

I know nothing of psychology, but am completely confident in this diagnosis

The low self worth is indicative of Self-defeating personality disorder.
Some might assume the term “sole” indicates foot worship, or a cross talk of the somatosensory cortex.
But in fact, the term “sole” is a pun on how the subject views their own “soul” as a fish, due to Dissociative identity disorder brought on by 15 years of Trimethylaminuria.

I call dibs on the phone.
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Re: Dating ad

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:39 pm

/ wrote:Self-defeating personality disorder

Because this is a real thing.
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Re: Dating ad

Postby / on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:47 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
/ wrote:Self-defeating personality disorder

Because this is a real thing.

Are you going to wave your fancy Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition at me?
Fine, Sexual masochism that "causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning".
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Re: Dating ad

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:49 pm

/ wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
/ wrote:Self-defeating personality disorder

Because this is a real thing.

Are you going to wave your fancy Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition at me?
Fine, Sexual masochism that "causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning".


I think the 5th edition has recently been released, or they're working on it and have already released a lot of the things they're updating.
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Re: Dating ad

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:48 am

huamulan wrote:They're looking for a man to enslave them so I'm assuming they're a woman.

Where did you see this ad? Did they state any price?

It's a man who looks for a man. A dating site. No price because he wants to be a slave lol
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Re: Dating ad

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:15 am

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Re: Dating ad

Postby macbone on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:30 am

Crazy. I was just reading this at Salon.com this afternoon: http://www.salon.com/2012/06/17/my_50_s ... singleton/

It's, ah, a little rough in places.
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