Mexicans Banned from Sex if Fail to Vote

[saxitoxin]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

[Symmetry]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

Homophobe. Mexicans aren't banned from sex.

[saxitoxin]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

Homophobe. Mexicans aren't banned from sex.

There are no homosexuals in Mexico.

[Symmetry]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

Homophobe. Mexicans aren't banned from sex.

There are no homosexuals in Mexico.

Don't worry, it gets better.

[saxitoxin]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

Homophobe. Mexicans aren't banned from sex.

There are no homosexuals in Mexico.

Don't worry, it gets better.

Perhaps eventually but, right now, AeroMexico doesn't operate direct flights from Brazil so it's unlikely there will be any homosexuals anytime soon in Mexico.

[Symmetry]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

Homophobe. Mexicans aren't banned from sex.

There are no homosexuals in Mexico.

Don't worry, it gets better.

Perhaps eventually but, right now, AeroMexico doesn't operate direct flights from Brazil so it's unlikely there will be any homosexuals anytime soon in Mexico.

I've heard that Mexico isn't great on border control, perhaps sex will be allowed back in sooner than you think.

[saxitoxin]

I've heard that Mexico isn't great on border control, perhaps sex will be allowed back in sooner than you think.

hmmmm ... possibly

[Army of GOD]

nietzche can't have sex either, but that's because he can't get any womenz.

[nietzsche]

nietzche can't have sex either, but that's because he can't get any womenz.

Your sister begs to differ.

[jonesthecurl]

Josefina Vazquez Mota, of the National Action Party (PAN), is well behind the frontrunner, Enrique Pena Nieto of the Institutional Revolutionary Party. But she hopes a higher turnout may boost her chances and has used Twitter to urge women to withhold "cuchi cuchi" – sex –for a month if their husbands don't vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 66617.html

Homophobe. Mexicans aren't banned from sex.

There are no homosexuals in Mexico.

There might be if this request is approved.

[BigBallinStalin]

"what brings you to the polls, sir?"

My wife said no cuchi cuchi until I vote.

"Oh, so who did you vote for?"

I dunno... that guy with the impressive mustache.

"Oh you mean 'Senor Borracho'! Why?"

I just want to go back to the days of cuchi cuchi.

[notyou2]

Don't their sombreros get in the way of sex?

[jonesthecurl]

Only oral.

[nietzsche]

Leaving the jokes aside for a moment, I found that comment by Josefina Vazquez retarded.

TO me it was as if Obama had said when campaigning: "yo! let's grab some fried chicken and then hit the polls"

The only reason why PAN, the party in power, has a woman as a candidate is because it's a counter strategy to PRI party's strategy, a handsome young guy who, lost his wife, married a tv figure, and never loses it's cool, he's handsome you know.

They knew form months before that he had the vote of the ladies, so they tried to take some by running Josefina Vazquez.

I never liked the the left candidate, Lopez Obrador, but he's been victim of so much dirty campaigning (he actually lost in 2006 due to dirty campaigning from groups of rich people in the last part of the race) that I say why the f*ck not, let him win just this time. Just because I hate everyone else, and most likely if he wins I will hate him too in a couple of years.


Now back to the jokes: Like the cows (wives) were fun to have sex anyway.

[Army of GOD]

ITT: nietzsche admits he fucks animals