The Atheist...A quick joke..who does this remind you of?

[Army of GOD]

wait so who is this supposed to remind us of ?

Billy Mays?

[bedub1]

I agree with every post in this entire thread.

When I read the joke, I laughed at the end, and immediately thought:

I know why cow poop, horse poop, and deer poop are different.

And it's because they don't eat the same thing. Plus their digestive systems are totally different. And their daily activities. And eating habits, and a whole huge range of other things. For example, the cow make patties because it doesn't believe in God. The horse though, it believes in god so it makes clumps. the deer on the other hand, it is just crazy and shoot pellets out of it's ass rapid fire style for self defense against obnoxious young ladies making bad jokes.

[shieldgenerator7]

I agree with every post in this entire thread.

When I read the joke, I laughed at the end, and immediately thought:

I know why cow poop, horse poop, and deer poop are different.

And it's because they don't eat the same thing. Plus their digestive systems are totally different. And their daily activities. And eating habits, and a whole huge range of other things. For example, the cow make patties because it doesn't believe in God. The horse though, it believes in god so it makes clumps. the deer on the other hand, it is just crazy and shoot pellets out of it's *** rapid fire style for self defense against obnoxious young ladies making bad jokes.

lshicastr...

I got the joke but yeah why would someone ask a loaded question like "Do you want to talk about why such and such doesn't exist?" It's completely loaded.

BTW my response to her question would be "do you expect all wild animals to poop alike?" ha ha

[jonesthecurl]

I don't know about transistor color codes, therefore I am unqualified to talk about pecan pie.

ah, but God made that pie really, didn't he?

[Symmetry]

As an atheist, can I just say that theology has really declined of late. By of late, I mean since roughly the 16th century.

[Borderdawg]

This implies that the bad elements of Christianity are pedophiles and fundamentalists/evangelists and the bad elements of atheism are arrogant cunts who think they know too much.

I am ok with that.

Love it!!

Now, as for the rest of you peckerheads that come spillin' your sour grapes and vinegar wine all over a mildly sarcastic joke thread, (I laughed) I'd like to say to you, call me heathen, pagan, or pantheist.Just don't call me christian or atheist. I don't care for either of ya. Besides, ya'll are arguing over a non-issue.After all, when your ass kicks off all will be answered. Either the atheist will turn up in hell, going "oh daammmnnnnnn!!!!" or the christian just......won't. So f*ck it, why argue? Each of ya do your thing, and look down your noses at each other, but in the meantime, JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!! The rest of us are sick to death of listenin' to ya'll bicker and bitch. Well, at least I am!

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

[Symmetry]

Either the atheist will turn up in hell, going "oh daammmnnnnnn!!!!" or the christian just......won't. So f*ck it, why argue? Each of ya do your thing, and look down your noses at each other, but in the meantime, JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!

Huh. I kind of thought there were other religions and gods out there to not believe in.

[Borderdawg]

Either the atheist will turn up in hell, going "oh daammmnnnnnn!!!!" or the christian just......won't. So f*ck it, why argue? Each of ya do your thing, and look down your noses at each other, but in the meantime, JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!

Huh. I kind of thought there were other religions and gods out there to not believe in.

There are,they just aren't as vocal, or as irritating as christians and atheists! Hell, christianity, islam, judaism, just different sides of the same die. As for the rest, they don't bother me, I don't bother them. And
if you wish to quote me, please don't leave out the most relevant part.

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

[Symmetry]

Either the atheist will turn up in hell, going "oh daammmnnnnnn!!!!" or the christian just......won't. So f*ck it, why argue? Each of ya do your thing, and look down your noses at each other, but in the meantime, JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!

Huh. I kind of thought there were other religions and gods out there to not believe in.

There are,they just aren't as vocal, or as irritating as christians and atheists! Hell, christianity, islam, judaism, just different sides of the same die. As for the rest, they don't bother me, I don't bother them. And
if you wish to quote me, please don't leave out the most relevant part.

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

Sorry, what was the relevant part?

[Army of GOD]

so has anyone figured out who the OP is supposed to remind us of?

[Frigidus]

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

Oh, OK, so you'll screw off and let us argue about what we want then?

Seriously, nothing pisses me off more than when someone tells me to drop a discussion because they dislike it when opinions differ.

[Borderdawg]

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

Oh, OK, so you'll screw off and let us argue about what we want then?

Seriously, nothing pisses me off more than when someone tells me to drop a discussion because they dislike it when opinions differ.

LMFAO! If I pissed you off, I'll count that as a bonus! What I'm saying is, an atheist/christian/christian/atheist "discussion" soon becomes as pleasant as, oh, the whine of a dentists drill.
A case of hemorrhoids. Bangin' my third ex-wife. Get my drift, pencil-neck?

[chang50]

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

Oh, OK, so you'll screw off and let us argue about what we want then?

Seriously, nothing pisses me off more than when someone tells me to drop a discussion because they dislike it when opinions differ.

I'm with you here,it's so easy just to totally ignore a thread you dislike/have no interest in.The joke in the OP,to get back on topic,perfectly illustrates the special pleading that applies to theism.Can anyone tell me what is so special about belief in god(s) that puts it in a category labelled "cannot be talked about just like any other subject"Given that it is impossible to know one way or the other whether they exist or not it should in theory be a totally open no holds barred discussion instead of all the pussyfooting around walking on eggshells people indulge in.

[shieldgenerator7]

Either the atheist will turn up in ****, going "oh daammmnnnnnn!!!!" or the christian just......won't. So **** it, why argue? Each of ya do your thing, and look down your noses at each other, but in the meantime, JUST SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!

Huh. I kind of thought there were other religions and gods out there to not believe in.

There are,they just aren't as vocal, or as irritating as christians and atheists! ****, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, just different sides of the same die. As for the rest, they don't bother me, I don't bother them. And
if you wish to quote me, please don't leave out the most relevant part.

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

IKR? I don't know why some Christians/Muslims/Jews hate each other. These 3 religions are really close, and are more like 3 huge demoninations of the same religion; it doesn't make sense that they should be fighting. And yet, the Methodists are battling the Baptists and the Shunis fight the Sonis (or whatever they'll called: no disrespect, I just don't remember ATM), and it just doesn't make sense.

I'm glad I've found someone who agrees with me on that

-SG7 ( )

[2dimes]

IKR? I don't know why some Christians/Muslims/Jews hate each other. These 3 religions are really close, and are more like 3 huge demoninations of the same religion; it doesn't make sense that they should be fighting.

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[pmchugh]

And may I offer this. I'm not Wiccan, but they do have one rede that all creeds should heed:

"An it harm none, do what ye will"

Oh, OK, so you'll screw off and let us argue about what we want then?

Seriously, nothing pisses me off more than when someone tells me to drop a discussion because they dislike it when opinions differ.

I'm with you here,it's so easy just to totally ignore a thread you dislike/have no interest in.The joke in the OP,to get back on topic,perfectly illustrates the special pleading that applies to theism.Can anyone tell me what is so special about belief in god(s) that puts it in a category labelled "cannot be talked about just like any other subject"Given that it is impossible to know one way or the other whether they exist or not it should in theory be a totally open no holds barred discussion instead of all the pussyfooting around walking on eggshells people indulge in.

Yup, agree with both of you. Unlike the woman in the OP you willingly came into a discussion on religion, in every thread on it there is one of you idiots who have a fence so far up there arse they think it is a good idea to come in and tell people not to have differing opinions. Here is a nice tip, don't enter the religion threads and you wont hear of it again.

Also the joke was not funny. The atheist logic thread made me lol, but this was just sad.

[shieldgenerator7]

hey we don't have all the same practices but at the core the three main religions are the same

[MrPanzerGeneral]