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My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:59 pm

Because I have had it UP TO HERE with his SHIT!

GIMME MAH POINTS!!! Sent: Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:30 am From: BigBallinStalin To: Neoteny

Please???

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

VICTORY FOR ME:

Round 4: Game 10589240 v InkL0sed

Round 7: Game 10617552 v. john9blue

LOSS:

Round 5 Game 10598523 v. white St. Azn



Sent: Wed May 23, 2012 12:42 pm by BigBallinStalin

Neoteny wrote: Thrice?! Preposterous!

:left hook:

Such indecency would make even targetman blush! Have you no shame?!

:right left combo:

:stops to relight pipe:

<catches left hook in face> (monocle over left eye falls out)

<catches right hook in face> (monocle over right eye falls out)

<catches last left hook in mouth, and rips out Neoteny's knuckles with his teeth>

I dare say, my boy, it appears that you make quite the knuckle sandwich. <BBS guffaws, produces two more monocles from his inner coat pockets, and places them in their proper positions>

Re: oh yeah Sent: Wed May 23, 2012 11:18 am by Neoteny

Thrice?! Preposterous!

:left hook:

Such indecency would make even targetman blush! Have you no shame?!

:right left combo:

:stops to relight pipe:

Re: oh yeah Sent: Wed May 23, 2012 10:57 am by BigBallinStalin

Neoteny wrote: You have found me out, Iosef of zee huge balls. But you shan't thwart my plans to become the most reasonable, long-winded, and uncapitalized poster on CC.

Have at you!

:raises fists in preparation for fisticuffs:

<immediately takes such a challenge upon himself by instinctively raising his fists and rotates them in angry circles before his own person>

Long-winded, indeed! I raise your uncapitalized post thricefold!

Re: oh yeah Sent: Wed May 23, 2012 10:11 am by Neoteny

You have found me out, Iosef of zee huge balls. But you shan't thwart my plans to become the most reasonable, long-winded, and uncapitalized poster on CC.

Have at you!

:raises fists in preparation for fisticuffs:

oh yeah Sent: Wed May 23, 2012 9:31 am by BigBallinStalin

who do you think you are? got_neotenied? GET OUTTA HERE!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Re: mcgill/off topics tourney Sent: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:47 am by BigBallinStalin

Neoteny wrote: I feel like you should save every message I send you. And I don't mean in the saved folder, either. I sort of expect you to print them all out and paste them into a scrapbook with little stickers of bumblebees and clever word bubbles.

viewtopic.php?f=31&t=163638

I prefer pre-neonates with blood oozing everywhere!

Re: mcgill/off topics tourney Sent: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:14 am by Neoteny

I feel like you should save every message I send you. And I don't mean in the saved folder, either. I sort of expect you to print them all out and paste them into a scrapbook with little stickers of bumblebees and clever word bubbles.

viewtopic.php?f=31&t=163638

Re: mcgill/off topics tourney Sent: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:47 pm by BigBallinStalin

I'm so sorry you were unable to put your phone in an actual pocket, instead of a fake one. I know that these firstworldproblems can be so difficult, like omg! :( :( :(

What's the link to the tourney? I used to have your PM saved, and I masturbated to your words every night, but CC only lets me keep a 100 PMs to masturbate to... yours was unfortunately taken from me... I've been restless for weeks...

Re: mcgill/off topics tourney Sent: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:00 am by Neoteny

It's probably in the process of dying. The wiriest asian is banned which is sort of irritating, and I also have this character flaw in which I am so fucking lazy. The biggest issue probably how I CC.

You see, I do it all on my phone. This is great, until you try to slip your phone through that pseudo pocket in your lab coat, thinking it's now in the pocket of your slacks. The thing is, it actually isn't. Gorilla glass my ass.

Fortunately, one might have a pretty good insurance plan with no deductable. Free replacement smart phone. Excellent. While this shit is in the mail, here's this fucking flip phone to hold you over. FuckmewtfamIsupposedtodowiththis?! 1X? I don't even. /firstworldproblems

Anyhow, I barely even took my game turns, so I dropped the ball a bit on the tourney. I'll probably start harassing people soon, now that I'm back on the grid. I think games 1 and 2 of 7 have been played, so if you want to start/invite for whatever you are in that's left, that would be helpful too. Remember rule number 1: Neoteny is lazy.

mcgill/off topics tourney Sent: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:16 pm by BigBallinStalin

What's up with it? Where's the big games?
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:02 pm

this thread is bad and you should feel bad
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:04 pm

Don't hate on Neoteny cuz he's got a man-crush on me.
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:17 pm

Do I get the gaysex now?
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:20 pm

Neoteny wrote:Do I get the gaysex now?


I think the technical term is Hotgaybumsex.

I hear you should ask b.k. if you have further inquiries.
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:20 pm

gaybumsex is, by default, hot
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:25 pm

Army of GOD wrote:gaybumsex is, by default, hot


I BEG TO DIFFER

b.k. barunt wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:is there such a thing as coldgaybumsex?


Yes. However, necrophilia is not yet legal so let's work with what we have for now. Mmmkay?


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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:27 pm

Does this mean I have to die and keep my corpse in the oven on 150 degrees F until Neoteny comes over and comes all over?
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:31 pm

I am new to hotgaybumsex and am intimidated by BK's experience. That's why I prefer to start with the relatively lukewarm gaysex offered by BBS.
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My consternation with BallinStalin

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:37 pm

Why are you named after a communist hero, but have anarchic, anti everything economic sentiments?!

It makes no sense!
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:41 pm

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Re: My consternation with BallinStalin

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:43 pm

cuz that's how I roll, bAby!



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My constipation with BallinStalin

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:01 pm

God, we ate so much cheese the other day. It was terrible, but worth it.
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Re: My correspondance with BallinStalin

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:52 pm

Had to merge. Carry on.

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