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Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby x-raider on Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:59 am

The thought occurred to me: What would happen if Pavlov's Dogs met Schrödinger's Cat.
I didn't want to google it so I could discuss it instead.
What do you think?

On the technical side of things: Pavlov's Dogs would be long dead now and Schrödinger's Cat never actually existed ( 'twas but a thought experiment).
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:18 am

Whoa... Dude... what if like... uhh..., I'm so high right now... what did you say?
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby x-raider on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:26 am

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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby john9blue on Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:36 am

they could team up with algernon, stephen hawking's turtles, and those monkeys writing shakespeare to form some kind of fucked-up experimental-animal-superhero-squad
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby daddy1gringo on Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:44 am

x-raider wrote:The thought occurred to me: What would happen if Pavlov's Dogs met Schrödinger's Cat.
I didn't want to google it so I could discuss it instead.
What do you think?

On the technical side of things: Pavlov's Dogs would be long dead now and Schrödinger's Cat never actually existed ( 'twas but a thought experiment).
There would be two simultaneous but different results, since Schrödinger's Cat both does and does not exist at the same time.
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:21 pm

clearly the dog will think cause a ruckus, knock the poison over and kill the cat, regardless if the poison was knocked over by chance.
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:07 am

but like... wouldn't the radiation turn the dog into a super tiger which would... uhh.. destroy the cat and eat the cheese in the box?
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby GreecePwns on Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:18 am

What if...what if...what if...the Tesseract and the Allspark...were the same thing.


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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby x-raider on Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:29 am

john9blue wrote:they could team up with algernon, stephen hawking's turtles, and those monkeys writing shakespeare to form some kind of fucked-up experimental-animal-superhero-squad

Yeh, That would make for a great cartoon. I'm going to follow up on that one.

daddy1gringo wrote:There would be two simultaneous but different results, since Schrödinger's Cat both does and does not exist at the same time.
Army of GOD wrote:clearly the dog will think cause a ruckus, knock the poison over and kill the cat, regardless if the poison was knocked over by chance.

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GreecePwns wrote:What if...what if...what if...the Tesseract and the Allspark...were the same thing.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:but like... wouldn't the radiation turn the dog into a super tiger which would... uhh.. destroy the cat and eat the cheese in the box?
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Timminz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:15 am

The dog would drool, and the cat might be dead.
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Symmetry on Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:43 pm

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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:13 pm

couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Symmetry on Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:15 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.


You could, of course, but when you opened the box would the criticism be accurate?
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:56 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.


You could, of course, but when you opened the box would the criticism be accurate?


Well that would depend on the viewer.
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:18 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.


Yea, this is true.

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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby john9blue on Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:32 am

Symmetry wrote:Image


this idea was stolen from an NYT article. plagiarism!!!

in all seriousness though, the article is very funny, here's a link: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opini ... omney.html
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Re: Pavlov's Dogs meet Schrödinger's Cat

Postby Timminz on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:38 pm

john9blue wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Image


this idea was stolen from an NYT article. plagiarism!!!

in all seriousness though, the article is very funny, here's a link: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opini ... omney.html


That was great! I don't know much about Romney, but it would have been funny were it about any relatively bland politician.
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