Hosepipe ban lifted in UK, David Cameron hailed as greatest UK Prime Minister this century.
Socialist ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown's popularity continues to nose dive.
As the Conservative Party manage to stop the rot left over by the previous Socialist Labour party and all their Communist Beatniks, people of England were out in their gardens, liberally spraying their already sodden lawns, with gallons of water using their recently outlawed hosepipes.
As we interviewed one retired woman watering her roses, she scoffed at the notion that she didn't need to water her garden. "I voted Labour all my life, but never again! David Cameron and the Tory party have given me my freedom of hosepipe use back again"
Our reporter pointed out that she was in fact standing knee deep in water due to the the nearby River Trent reaching it's highest ever levels recorded.
"I've never had a water feature in my garden before, and I love it!" She said. She then went on to say "That commie, one eyed Scottish Twat never did anything for my water features before. God Bless England and God Bless David Cameron!"
A few hours after our reporter had left Mr's Wilson, reports came in that the whole village had been washed away and thousands were missing, presumed drowned.
