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Re: Diamonds

Postby AAFitz on Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:32 pm

Gillipig wrote:I once found a diamond in my ass! True story.


I bet it was in the rough.
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Re: Diamonds

Postby al-wackidi on Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:18 pm

HapSmo19 wrote:I buy them for the absolute economic stagnation of an entire continent


your insight is astounding. i am guessing you have read at least one newspaper column about africa before you ventured into this forum. my hat goes off to you, oh enlightened one.
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Re: Diamonds

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:06 pm

nietzsche wrote:
patches70 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
You meet a nice girl, she's not a nerd, not concerned with global politics or whatever, she's just a girl.. and she's hot. You gotta put a ring on it or other guy will.


Yeah, hot chicks don't give a crap about anyone else, let alone some poor bastards worked to death in diamond mines half a world away.

I didn't consider that.....

Maybe it'll work with fat chicks?


Yeah, fat chicks are normally in their head all the time, probably looking for proof that the world is shitty so they have a pretext to feel badly.


*edited for clarity


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Re: Diamonds

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:39 pm

The question on everyone's mind now is:

"who is this Natty Guys Jesus?" and "what does he want from us?"
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