Obamamentz

[patches70]

Hey! We now know why this guy-



isn't being tossed in jail. For those who may not know who that is, it's Jon Corzine of the former MF Global. (Side note, a new adjective "Corzined" has come about over all this. When a person gets conned out of their money and they have no recourse, then they got corzined. Used in a sentence- "Oh man, you just got corzined something bad by that pea hidden under the shell vendor. Ha ha!")

The United States justice department has refused to seek criminal indictments against Jon Corzine after he lost $1.6 billion in client money. Lost isn't the right word for it really, the money simply disappeared. No one knows what happened to it.

Jon Corzine, before being elected Governor of Jew Jersey (as a Democrat), worked for and became Chairman and CEO of <drum roll please> Goldman Sachs! The rogue investment bank which is taking over the world piece by piece-
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=175617


Anyway, MF Global was a client of this guy, lawyer-


http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government ... s-Law-Firm

Mr Eric "contemptible" Holder, sitting Attorney General and head of the DOJ. The same Eric "contemptible" Holder who sold guns to violent, murderous Mexican drug cartels.


The same contemptible SOB who was found to have lied to Congress and held in contempt of Congress for his lies.

The same Eric "contemptible" Holder who is protected from on high by none other than Dear Leader Obama.




Thanks to the actions of such a low life as Mr Eric "contemptible" Holder, Dear Leader Obama has morphed himself into something along this line-

[patches70]

There is also good old Harry "no Negro dialect" Reid. Honorable(?) Senator from the great state of Nevada. A two faced weasel of the umpteenth degree. One would have to abuse a furry rodent for months and years before it could be lowered to the sickening standards of this POS Senator from NV.

Harry Reid, who gave his approval for Mr Obama to run for POTUS saying that it was ok because Barry was

light-skinned and with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one

Now far be it for me to rehash every single lie, gaff and outright hypocrisy of this, person, from his checkered past.

But something happened today that should be noted. Being as Harry "no Negro dialect" Reid is a key Obama ally.

Today, before Congress and in front of C-Span, Harry "no negro dialect" Reid said, and I quote-

I think The Fed should be audited

What a wonderful sentiment, since Ron Paul's bill to audit the Fed passed the House and is coming to the Senate floor. Surely, with Reid's support, it could pass? Oh, but when it doesn't it'll be blamed on those evil dirty Republicans.

See, the problem is this. Reid has just entered into the category of "Most hypocritical man in the US". While there, with his bold face for all to see he is supporting auditing the Fed, yesterday a whip order was sent out to all the Democrat Senators. (Whip orders are marching orders for all those who don't know and as Majority Whip of the Senate, Reid is the General in charge so to speak and whip orders come from him)

In all it's glory, the actual whip order sent yesterday from Mr Harry "no negro dialect" Reid-

show

So, while Reid supports auditing The Fed in front of C-Span, he sends out a whip order for all Democrats to vote against the Fed auditing bill that just passed the House and is coming to the Senate.

Mr Reid is doing this to a gullible public-



Mr Harry "no Negro Dialect" Reid and Obama ally, here is your reward for being the biggest scum bag hypocrite in the US-

[Woodruff]

There is also good old Harry "no Negro dialect" Reid. Honorable(?) Senator from the great state of Nevada. A two faced weasel of the umpteenth degree. One would have to abuse a furry rodent for months and years before it could be lowered to the sickening standards of this POS Senator from NV.

Harry Reid, who gave his approval for Mr Obama to run for POTUS saying that it was ok because Barry was

light-skinned and with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one

Now far be it for me to rehash every single lie, gaff and outright hypocrisy of this, person, from his checkered past.

But something happened today that should be noted. Being as Harry "no Negro dialect" Reid is a key Obama ally.

Today, before Congress and in front of C-Span, Harry "no negro dialect" Reid said, and I quote-

I think The Fed should be audited

What a wonderful sentiment, since Ron Paul's bill to audit the Fed passed the House and is coming to the Senate floor. Surely, with Reid's support, it could pass? Oh, but when it doesn't it'll be blamed on those evil dirty Republicans.

See, the problem is this. Reid has just entered into the category of "Most hypocritical man in the US". While there, with his bold face for all to see he is supporting auditing the Fed, yesterday a whip order was sent out to all the Democrat Senators. (Whip orders are marching orders for all those who don't know and as Majority Whip of the Senate, Reid is the General in charge so to speak and whip orders come from him)

In all it's glory, the actual whip order sent yesterday from Mr Harry "no negro dialect" Reid-

show

So, while Reid supports auditing The Fed in front of C-Span, he sends out a whip order for all Democrats to vote against the Fed auditing bill that just passed the House and is coming to the Senate.

Mr Reid is doing this to a gullible public-



Mr Harry "no Negro Dialect" Reid and Obama ally, here is your reward for being the biggest scum bag hypocrite in the US-

I hate to say this, but you're off-topic here.

[Lootifer]

Yeh gone from funny to sad

BRING IT BACK, I KNOW YOU CAN!

[patches70]

I hate to say this, but you're off-topic here.

OP fixed. Thanks!

[Woodruff]

I hate to say this, but you're off-topic here.

OP fixed. Thanks!

Thanks, Phatscotty.

[patches70]

Yeh gone from funny to sad

BRING IT BACK, I KNOW YOU CAN!

What, you don't find Harry "no negro dialect" Reid funny? Or Eric "contemptible" Holder a laugh riot galore? I mean these guys are making laws, governing you, watching you and all the other stuff that goes along with being government pissants.

Obamamentz is to mock, make fun of and call out the BullShit that the powers that be perpetrate on a daily basis. It's all funny, in the way clowns crashing a stuffed full clown car is funny. Funny as in how one cannot help but giggle when the blinder filled cell phone texting person walks straight into a light pole. You know that had to hurt them and it's probably not so funny to them, but damn, you can't help but have a laugh.

The politicians who run the country cannot be made out to be anything but a pack of clowns. Juggling the ignorant electorate like little blue balls.

Don't let blue balls stop ya from enjoying the hypocrisy of the greatest human comedy that is the US government.

But fear not, there will be plenty of guffaws in the coming days and weeks leading up to the general election, I guarantee it. After all, Joe "Plugs" Biden is on the ticket ain't he?

[GBU56]

I do find myself a bit confused though...several times in this thread, there have been references to "You didn't build that". I don't understand the reference...what the hell am I missing?

WAIT, you seriously don't know? It's only the biggest revelation of the way he views the private sector since his campaign comment to Joe The Plumber about "spreading the wealth around".

We’ve already made a trillion dollars’ worth of cuts. We can make some more cuts in programs that don’t work, and make government work more efficiently…We can make another trillion or trillion-two, and what we then do is ask for the wealthy to pay a little bit more …

There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me, because they want to give something back. They know they didn’t -look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something – there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.

If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business. you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.

The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together. There are some things, just like fighting fires, we don’t do on our own. I mean, imagine if everybody had their own fire service. That would be a hard way to organize fighting fires.

So we say to ourselves, ever since the founding of this country, you know what, there are some things we do better together. That’s how we funded the GI Bill. That’s how we created the middle class. That’s how we built the Golden Gate Bridge or the Hoover Dam. That’s how we invented the Internet. That’s how we sent a man to the moon. We rise or fall together as one nation and as one people, and that’s the reason I’m running for president – because I still believe in that idea. You’re not on your own, we’re in this together.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/07/did-obama-say-if-youve-got-a-business-you-didnt-build-that/

WAIT, you seriously don't know? It's only the biggest revelation of the way he views the private sector since his campaign comment to Joe The Plumber about "spreading the wealth around".


Night Strike, Joe the plumber was never a REAL PLUMBER. He briefly worked as a laborer for some plumber and declared himself a plumber. The guy wouldn't know how to install waste and vents in new contruction, let alone install a potable water system.

Let's see Joe now considers himself an expert on the Middle East after he went there as some so-called journalist. YES! Joe the journalist! Tomorrow he'll be Joe the economist! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[patches70]

^^^^I think, someone needs to learn how to quote accurately......

Derpa derpa

Did you have any funny Obama or his allies pics, criticisms, or information about hypocrisy, lies and other forms of BS?
or
Did you want to defend Obama and/or his allies in any specific criticism, pic or information about their hypocrisy, likes and other forms of BS?

[GBU56]

^^^^I think, someone needs to learn how to quote accurately......

Derpa derpa

Did you have any funny Obama or his allies pics, criticisms, or information about hypocrisy, lies and other forms of BS?
or
Did you want to defend Obama and/or his allies in any specific criticism, pic or information about their hypocrisy, likes and other forms of BS?

WTF are you talking about???? Did I defend Obama????

Do you have a reading level of a Tea Bagger? You know...reading between the lines and putting your own words into something completely different?

Just correcting the label that Joe uses for himself. The moron is no plumber-got it?

[GBU56]

By the way patches70....are you vying for policeman for this forum? I see you need to keep judging everyone here, so put on your CC badge and ask the administrators that you are able and willing to keep order here in these forums!




Now back to our regular scheduled programming.....

[patches70]

^^^^I think, someone needs to learn how to quote accurately......

Derpa derpa

Did you have any funny Obama or his allies pics, criticisms, or information about hypocrisy, lies and other forms of BS?
or
Did you want to defend Obama and/or his allies in any specific criticism, pic or information about their hypocrisy, likes and other forms of BS?

WTF are you talking about???? Did I defend Obama????

I never said you were defending Obama did I? I simple asked if you wished to. I take it you don't? That's fine.

Just correcting the label that Joe uses for himself. The moron is no plumber-got it?

OK, that's the only issue you had with NS post then, got it. The rest is all correct and true then and you agree, right?

Outstanding!

[InkL0sed]

You guys are really doing a bad job of proving the humorless conservatives stereotype wrong.

This thread isn't for Obama jokes. Actually, you can't have a thread for Obama jokes, not really, because that's not how jokes work. Designating a single topic in a single thread completely defeats the purpose of actual humor. This is just a way to accuse him of random things while giving yourselves the ability to shut down anybody who calls you out on it.

It's like a misogynist using sexist jokes as a way to attack women. Humor is just defense, a veil you can use to call anybody who's offended humorless.

This is just a self-validation thread. A safe place where you can't be wrong. Because you're expecting liberals to get upset. And if they don't (since you pre-empted them and they don't want to seem like they don't have a sense of humor), you get to make random attacks on liberals and pat yourselves on the back about how stupid / corrupt / communist they are without being challenged.

But I don't care how I seem to any of you. You still don't have a sense of humor. Sorry.

[patches70]

you get to make random attacks on liberals and pat yourselves on the back about how stupid / corrupt / communist they are without being challenged.

You can challenge anything you'd like, sir. The only things thus far are Corzine and Reid.

Corzine and AG Eric Holder have a relationship going back years. There are many people who lost their money, including pension plans and such when MF Global did not segregate client's money, like they were supposed to. It's criminal. The CEO of the recently defunct PFG who attempted to commit suicide has been arrested for doing very much the same thing. Of course, that fellow not only spent client money on company shortfalls, he altered and forged bank statements to mislead auditors for years. But there are plenty of people wondering just exactly how Jon Corzine got off the hook and now we have an idea. So challenge away.

As for Harry Reid, what is there to challenge? If you think he was not be duplicitous, then by all means challenge away. Then whomever wishes reading both accounts can easily decide for themselves. I don't see any way to defend Harry Reid in this particular matter though, but hey, have at it. So by all means, challenge away.

This thread isn't for Obama jokes.

Yeah, it's for mocking Obama and his cronies and calling out their lies and hypocrisy.

But hey, here are some Obama jokes-

Q: How can Barack Obama get the rich to pay their taxes?
A: By nominating them to a cabinent post!

Q: What does Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: How is Barack Obama going to get Republicans to cross party lines and support health care reform?
A: By giving their mistresses free breast implants!

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together

pat yourselves on the back about how stupid / corrupt / communist they are

Stupid, yes. Corrupt, most certainly. Communist....checking.....checking.......checking.....Nope, not a word about communists. Check back later though.

But I don't care how I seem to any of you.

You seem ok to me. You aren't a politician are you? That would change things.....

Look, there are tons of political threads. I could make a new thread every day about crap Obama and his minions are messing up. But instead of cluttering the already cluttered forum, I'll vent all my Obama tirades, mocking and most importantly, information, right here. As per the OP, it's time to call out all Obama's BS. As well as...umm, well, making fun of him and mocking continually his many, many gaffs.

Or would it be better if I just made thread after thread after thread ad nauseum? Like some other posters? That seems a bit crude to me, so I'll just do it this way.

[john9blue]

You guys are really doing a bad job of proving the humorless conservatives stereotype wrong.

This thread isn't for Obama jokes. Actually, you can't have a thread for Obama jokes, not really, because that's not how jokes work. Designating a single topic in a single thread completely defeats the purpose of actual humor. This is just a way to accuse him of random things while giving yourselves the ability to shut down anybody who calls you out on it.

It's like a misogynist using sexist jokes as a way to attack women. Humor is just defense, a veil you can use to call anybody who's offended humorless.

This is just a self-validation thread. A safe place where you can't be wrong. Because you're expecting liberals to get upset. And if they don't (since you pre-empted them and they don't want to seem like they don't have a sense of humor), you get to make random attacks on liberals and pat yourselves on the back about how stupid / corrupt / communist they are without being challenged.

But I don't care how I seem to any of you. You still don't have a sense of humor. Sorry.

can't wait for your next "joke" about christianity

can't fucking wait.

[Woodruff]

This thread has been successfully ruined. Well done.

[Timminz]

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together

I lol'd, but it would have worked with almost any head of state.

[Night Strike]

This thread has been successfully ruined. Well done.

[Night Strike]

And to get back on track:

[Phatscotty]

[patches70]