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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby Baron Von PWN on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:16 pm

In quebec women keep their maiden names
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:56 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:In quebec women keep their maiden names


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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:12 pm

I think hyphenating is retarded; just makes me think that youre really anal about something mundane.

I happily would have changed my name to my wifes, but shes more traditional than me and went for mine instead. In NZ; any set of records that matters at all (see census, tax, employment, etc etc) will record your maiden name anyways, so not line your lineage is going to be lost...

I immediately judge hyphenated people as anally retentive; im such a god damn bigot.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:43 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:In quebec women keep their maiden names


In Mittelsachsen, where I am from originally, there is a local custom where the wife takes the husband's first name.

It's terribly adorable, though can be confusing at dinner parties.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:00 pm

Mrs the curl took my name on marriage - but that was only to wipe out the mistake she'd made before. We couldn't have her with some other guy's family name while married to me. Had she still had her maiden name when we married, I think she'd have kept it.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:11 pm

when I marry I'm going to forcibly change both of our last names to "Dover" and then have a kid named Ben
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:45 pm

My friend Sharon married a guy with the last name "Seal".
She wanted to name their child "Imba".
My friend whose last name was "Egg" threatened to name his son "Hammond".

































































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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby yang guize on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:57 am

my friend whose family name is 'Fei' wanted to name his son 'Hai'

i explain. 'Fei Hai' pronounced one way is a normal boy's name but pronounce another way it means 'fat cunt' :D
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:55 pm

There's rumoured to be a German woman with the misfortune of being named "Rosa", last name "Schlüpfer". In english it means "pink panties".
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby Lootifer on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:31 pm

Pfft, theres a few kids in NZ who have been named after the bus stops they were conceived in.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:33 pm

former football player Dick Butkus (pronounced "Butt-kiss")
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:former football player Dick Butkus (pronounced "Butt-kiss")

He chose the wrong profession.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:22 pm

Anyone met my good friend, Sharon? Now, Mrs. Peters is a wonderful woman. Giver her a ring.

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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby crispybits on Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:28 pm

It should be put into law that the couple must take whichever surname is less common (as established in the most recent census) - bring some of the rarer ones back into more usage ;)
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby nietzsche on Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:submission of the wife to the man.

honestly when I marry I wouldn't mind taking my wife's last name, assuming it's not generic like "Jones" or some stupid shit.


You should do this, your last name really sucks.

Mine is Hernandez, Garcia or Gonzalez so you have no comeback
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:27 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:submission of the wife to the man.

honestly when I marry I wouldn't mind taking my wife's last name, assuming it's not generic like "Jones" or some stupid shit.


You should do this, your last name really sucks.

Mine is Hernandez, Garcia or Gonzalez so you have no comeback


You had me guess it one day, and I know which one it is. I can find you now. Scary scary woooOOooOo.

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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby 2dimes on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:57 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:submission of the wife to the man.

honestly when I marry I wouldn't mind taking my wife's last name, assuming it's not generic like "Jones" or some stupid shit.


You should do this, your last name really sucks.

Mine is Hernandez, Garcia or Gonzalez so you have no comeback


You had me guess it one day, and I know which one it is. I can find you now. Scary scary woooOOooOo.

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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby zimmah on Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:12 pm

in the netherlands there's someone called peter selie, which is the dutch word for parsley.

also, both dick and cock (or kok) are usual names in holland, kok/cock being last names and dick being first names. however dick is more common with people of the age 45 and over.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby daddy1gringo on Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:46 pm

This is true, I had a student once with the last name "Case". His parents named him "Justin".
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby nietzsche on Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:27 pm

The Mexican national anthem has a part that goes "Mas si osare un extraño enemigo.." which means something like "If a stranger enemy dared to" but the part "Mas si osare" it's not what you would call every day Spanish, specially the verb and it's particular conjugation in that phrase. Neither is very common to use "Mas si" as in English you would use "Moreover".

So anyway, a lot of people thinks it says "Masiosare, a stranger enemy", and there are more than a few parents that gave their sons that first name, Masiosare.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby daddy1gringo on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:04 pm

Sort of back on subject, we've been talking as if all of "Western Christendom" shares the custom of the wife taking the husband's name. Not so with Spain and places that share its culture. One of the adjustments we had when we moved from the U.S. to Puerto Rico is that here the wife does not take the husband's name.

There she was Mrs. {my last name}, but when we came here she was just {her first name} {her father's last name}, and for the "full name", you don't add a middle name in the middle, but instead at the end you add the mother's last name. Likewise, here my official full name is not {first name}{middle name}{last name}, but {first name(nombre)}{my father's last name(apellido paternal)}{my mother's last name(apellido madernal)}. My mother was delighted to know that I was now an O'Brien. Irish pride, you know.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby nietzsche on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:23 pm

In Mexico we have both last names as well
name - optional middle name - father's last name - mother's last name
Ana Maria Ramos Garcia

And the wife normally takes the husband first last name after her first one, and the word "De" (of) to end like this:
name - optional middle name - father's last name - "de" - husband's last name
Ana Maria Ramos de Rosas


But, in contrast with what daddygringo says, in Mexico you can have only one last name, for cases with only one parent.

So, I have my name, my middle name (or second name as we call it here) then I got TWO last names from my father for some reason and then my mother's last name. My name is made of 5 words. 4 of them aren't common in Spanish. It's been a nightmare all my life.
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Re: wife taking husband's family name

Postby MegaProphet on Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:29 pm

Maybe instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
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