Well, Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts, just so long as you never act upon them.
No
'cause then you're just keeping it down
Like a dimmer switch on low
Thinking nobody needs to know
But that's not true
Being gay is bad but lyin' is worse
So just realize you have a curable curse
And turn it off
Turn it off
I've watched it at least 5 times and laughed my ass off every time. I love it. The next time they come to my door I'll watch it for a 6th time. How about you?