Yo' Momma Jokes

by **natty dread** on Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:52 am

L M S wrote:Sure, you can start. -the trans-fat Jesus

Yo momma is so fat, when she hugs you you get spaghettified.

Yo momma is so fat, she scratches her back with the eiffel tower.

Yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she rolls over, people in Japan run for shelter.

by **L M S** on Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:10 am

natty_dread wrote:
L M S wrote:Sure, you can start. -the trans-fat Jesus

Yo momma is so fat, when she hugs you you get spaghettified.

Yo momma is so fat, she scratches her back with the eiffel tower.

Yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she rolls over, people in Japan run for shelter.

Yo Momma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate.

Yo Momma so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo Momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

by **natty dread** on Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:45 pm

L M S wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
L M S wrote:Sure, you can start. -the trans-fat Jesus

Yo momma is so fat, when she hugs you you get spaghettified.

Yo momma is so fat, she scratches her back with the eiffel tower.

Yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she rolls over, people in Japan run for shelter.

Yo Momma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate.

Yo Momma so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo Momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma is so fat, she has high blood pressure and diabetes.

by **zimmah** on Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:45 pm

natty_dread wrote:
L M S wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
L M S wrote:Sure, you can start. -the trans-fat Jesus

Yo momma is so fat, when she hugs you you get spaghettified.

Yo momma is so fat, she scratches her back with the eiffel tower.

Yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she rolls over, people in Japan run for shelter.

Yo Momma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate.

Yo Momma so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo Momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma is so fat, she has high blood pressure and diabetes.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't affort to pay attention

by **Crazyirishman** on Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:43 pm

zimmah wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
L M S wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
L M S wrote:Sure, you can start. -the trans-fat Jesus

Yo momma is so fat, when she hugs you you get spaghettified.

Yo momma is so fat, she scratches her back with the eiffel tower.

Yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she rolls over, people in Japan run for shelter.

Yo Momma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate.

Yo Momma so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo Momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma is so fat, she has high blood pressure and diabetes.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't affort to pay attention

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips

by **rdsrds2120** on Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:19 pm

Yo momma' smells so bad she needs Right and Left Guard.

-rd

by **patches70** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:10 am

Yo momma' so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma' so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma' so old she got a Jesus Christ Starter Jacket.

Yo momma' teeth so yellow I can't believe it isn't butter.

by **whitestazn88** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:23 am

Yo mamma's so ignorant woodruff won't bring himself down to her level to insult her. Neither will phatscotty.

by **Symmetry** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:27 am

Your mother is so fat that Americans make "Yo' Momma [sic]" jokes about her.

by **CreepersWiener** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:48 am

Yo Mamma so Black, that the Earth is covered in eternal Darkness by her rolling pin of Darkness!

by **whitestazn88** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:30 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:Yo Mamma so Black, that the Earth is covered in eternal Darkness by her rolling pin of Darkness!

So you're against people bashing drug users after they've died, but you're not above stereotyping an entire race using depictions from a now known to be extremely offensive and racist time? Nice.

by **natty dread** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:02 pm

Yo momma's so racist, the ku klux klan called her opinions too extreme.

by **Nola_Lifer** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:31 pm

yo mama is so fat she went on a seafood diet and eat everything she sees.

yo mama is sooooo fat she has objects orbit her.

yo mama is so fat she has TB. Two bellies.

yo mama is so fat the only thing attractive to her is gravity.

yo mama is so o so fat she could be the 8th continent.

creeperswiner is so racist its retarded 8-[

by **safariguy5** on Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:10 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to fly an indoor kite.

Yo momma so fat and ugly, when she walks down the street, Japanese tourists point, scream, and run away.

Yo momma so fat, she doesn't have a six pack or 2 liter, she has the whole vending machine.