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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:53 am

TeeGee wrote:Image



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You already beat me up in the fight thread, now this Teegee? My wife does the same thing and thinks it's hilarious. She tries to guide my own hand to her BB just to elicit my involuntary response. Are you a spouse abuser like my wife Teegee?
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:15 pm

It does sound pretty funny
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:23 pm

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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:38 pm

Shall we talk about her other button so you don't involuntarily regurgitate all over de place?
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:47 pm

KoolBak wrote:Shall we talk about her other button so you don't involuntarily regurgitate all over de place?


I poke that one all the time!
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:36 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:18 am

How often does JBs wife gets her button poked?
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jul 29, 2023 8:13 pm

I believe it should be phrased as a "yo momma so fat...." Joke.

So:

Jimbo's wife get her button poked so much,....
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:16 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:How often does JBs wife gets her button poked?


You'd have to ask her boyfriend, but I have faith he keeps her fully satisfied!
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby KoolBak on Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:50 am

No no no.....

Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 30, 2023 3:45 am

KoolBak wrote:No no no.....

Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....

Do you think it smells funky?
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:19 am

KoolBak wrote:I believe it should be phrased as a "yo momma so fat...." Joke.

So:

Jimbo's wife get her button poked so much,....


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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 30, 2023 9:35 am

She gets her button poked so much,....

Mookie stopped burping when he sees it happen.
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:09 pm

JB's wifes button gets pushed so often, it sounds like this:

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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby jusplay4fun on Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:20 pm

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Caption: which Button, and when and where do I push THAT Button for you..?? :D :lol: =D>
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby KoolBak on Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:23 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
KoolBak wrote:No no no.....

Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....

Do you think it smells funky?


A funny story about that....

So recently, a buddy gets pissed at me for sniffing his sister's underwear.

I don't know if it was cause she was still wearing them....or because his whole family was there....

Anyway, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward....
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:38 pm

I thought they said I could 'av 'er... (a cadaver)
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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:50 pm

All three of you are sick!

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