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Bidet or toilet?

Postby Pack Rat on Thu Sep 28, 2023 12:34 pm

Bidet or conventional toilet with toilet paper?

I recently installed 2 bidets in my home, which we recently purchased.

Japan and Europe leads the world with cleaner, umm, errr...clean butts and female hygiene.

Are Americans falling behind (pun intended) in hygiene of the holiest of holes?
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:18 pm

In a related question, if a prescription medication gives you diarrhea, is that a backside effect?
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Pack Rat on Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:36 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:In a related question, if a prescription medication gives you diarrhea, is that a backside effect?


The need for a bidet is greater?
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Sep 28, 2023 4:30 pm

Bidets and hoses are the only civilised way.

Imagine using paper to smear shit around your hairy asshole then just calling it a day and pulling your pants back up over the mess.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Votanic on Thu Sep 28, 2023 4:54 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Bidets and hoses are the only civilised way.

Imagine using paper to smear shit around your hairy asshole then just calling it a day and pulling your pants back up over the mess.


There must be other websites out there, better suited for discussions of your... fetishes.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Pack Rat on Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:31 pm

Votanic wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Bidets and hoses are the only civilised way.

Imagine using paper to smear shit around your hairy asshole then just calling it a day and pulling your pants back up over the mess.


There must be other websites out there, better suited for discussions of your... fetishes.


So you are offended about your smearing? Bidet or a garden hose will help.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Votanic on Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:54 pm

Pack Rat wrote:
Votanic wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Bidets and hoses are the only civilised way.

Imagine using paper to smear shit around your hairy asshole then just calling it a day and pulling your pants back up over the mess.


There must be other websites out there, better suited for discussions of your... fetishes.


So you are offended about your smearing? Bidet or a garden hose will help.

So... you're into the hoses, but not the smearing... Got it.
I'm sure you need to be very precise when drafting your personal ads.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Lonous on Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:22 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Bidets and hoses are the only civilised way.

Imagine using paper to smear shit around your hairy asshole then just calling it a day and pulling your pants back up over the mess.
Good Lord that sounds like a traumatic childhood memory. I sincerely hope that long term therapy has helped you.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby GaryDenton on Thu Sep 28, 2023 11:09 pm

I am noticing a lot of discussion about bidets online recently.

I think it is because it is more civilized, cleaner, and with Amazon, available cheaply to any household.

Depending on what you think is cheap. More of the discussion seems to involve the modern heated high-tech several hundred dollar attachments, not a simple washer that can be attached to the toilet.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Marta6578 on Fri Sep 29, 2023 5:31 am

Bidets are definitely becoming more popular, and for good reason. They're more hygienic and environmentally friendly than toilet paper.
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Votanic on Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:27 pm

Gary, is Marta6578 a multi you made just so you can echo every forum post you make?

I suppose quantity has a quality all its own...

Actually, I don't know if I'm joking or not. Born 3 days ago with NO games, but five fluffy posts. Hmmm?
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Pack Rat on Sat Sep 30, 2023 2:12 pm

Lonous wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Bidets and hoses are the only civilised way.

Imagine using paper to smear shit around your hairy asshole then just calling it a day and pulling your pants back up over the mess.
Good Lord that sounds like a traumatic childhood memory. I sincerely hope that long term therapy has helped you.



...said the guy with skid marks
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:51 am

I keep seeing this thread title as "Biden or toilet?".
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Re: Bidet or toilet?

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Oct 01, 2023 12:12 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I keep seeing this thread title as "Biden or toilet?".


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