Collaborative Fan Fiction: natty_dread & john9blue

[saxitoxin]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

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[Aradhus]

[subscribed]

[natty dread]

You mispelled my name, saxi.

tsk tsk

[john9blue]

am i the one with the chocolate milk?

[Frigidus]

Hot.

[natty dread]

am i the one with the chocolate milk?

Nah, you're the hipster one

[jimboston]

am i the one with the chocolate milk?

Yes... I would assume you are the one with the blue hair.

[jimboston]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

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The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

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[saxitoxin]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

please continue ...

The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

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DAMMMMMMNNNNNNNN, things be heatin' up, boi!

[Victor Sullivan]

Zhe proportions! They are off! The blonde hipster is like a head taller than dark-haired milkman in the second frame, when he's just a few inches taller in the first!

That being said, nice stuff. I think they're a cute couple.

FASTPOSTED.

Aww, shit! Jim knows what's up!!

-Sully

[saxitoxin]

I bet in the next installment Natty is gonna go all Jasper Cullen on John for trying to make him jealous with AoG -



- then he'll calm down and just be like -

[jimboston]

No more collaboration???

I thought this thread was gonna explode!

[The Bison King]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

please continue ...

The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

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Natty decided that he couldn't take it any more and left the cafeteria. John watched him walk out and felt distraught since there was little he could do. "fine!" he thought to himself "I'll just talk to AOG why should I care what Natty thinks!"

Meanwhile Natty sulked in the hallway. Pimpdave walked by and noticed Natty crying.

"Have the Tea Party death squads gotcha down?" Pimpdave said, half joking, half completely serious.

"No" said Natty who had no idea what he was talking about, "It's just that sometimes you like a person so much that you don't let yourself get near them, maybe I'm just afraid of being hurt"

Pimpdave leaned in "hey, we're all vulnerable people" He leaned in so close that Natty could hear his heart beat, or maybe it was his own. "and you aren't the only person who knows what it's like to want someone so bad it hurts"

The only Natty could think was "yes, yes, yes, this feels so right!" as Pimpdave pressed his lips against his, that is until he noticed John in the hallway, watching them with the look of a deer in headlights.


CONTINUE

[Phatscotty]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

please continue ...

The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

please continue ...

Natty decided that he couldn't take it any more and left the cafeteria. John watched him walk out and felt distraught since there was little he could do. "fine!" he thought to himself "I'll just talk to AOG why should I care what Natty thinks!"

Meanwhile Natty sulked in the hallway. Pimpdave walked by and noticed Natty crying.

"Have the Tea Party death squads gotcha down?" Pimpdave said, half joking, half completely serious.

"No" said Natty who had no idea what he was talking about, "It's just that sometimes you like a person so much that you don't let yourself get near them, maybe I'm just afraid of being hurt"

Pimpdave leaned in "hey, we're all vulnerable people" He leaned in so close that Natty could hear his heart beat, or maybe it was his own. "and you aren't the only person who knows what it's like to want someone so bad it hurts"

The only Natty could think was "yes, yes, yes, this feels so right!" as Pimpdave pressed his lips against his, that is until he noticed John in the hallway, watching them with the look of a deer in headlights.


CONTINUE

Immediately, Natty could taste something fishy. Pimpdave noticed Nat pull back ever so slightly, and in an act of desperation to refill the empty hollow, David tells him the truth.."Oh yeah, I ate a shellfish sandwich for lunch..."

Little did David know, Nat is allergic to 2 things. Shellfish sandwiches... and dewds

[The Bison King]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

please continue ...

The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

please continue ...

Natty decided that he couldn't take it any more and left the cafeteria. John watched him walk out and felt distraught since there was little he could do. "fine!" he thought to himself "I'll just talk to AOG why should I care what Natty thinks!"

Meanwhile Natty sulked in the hallway. Pimpdave walked by and noticed Natty crying.

"Have the Tea Party death squads gotcha down?" Pimpdave said, half joking, half completely serious.

"No" said Natty who had no idea what he was talking about, "It's just that sometimes you like a person so much that you don't let yourself get near them, maybe I'm just afraid of being hurt"

Pimpdave leaned in "hey, we're all vulnerable people" He leaned in so close that Natty could hear his heart beat, or maybe it was his own. "and you aren't the only person who knows what it's like to want someone so bad it hurts"

The only Natty could think was "yes, yes, yes, this feels so right!" as Pimpdave pressed his lips against his, that is until he noticed John in the hallway, watching them with the look of a deer in headlights.


CONTINUE

Immediately, John could taste something fishy. Pimpdave noticed John pull back ever so slightly, and in an act of desperation to refill the empty hollow, David tells John the truth.."Oh yeah, I ate a shellfish sandwich for lunch..."

Little did David know, JBlue is allergic to 2 things. Shellfish sandwiches... and dewds

and little did phatscotty know, Pimpdave wasn't kissing John in that scene...

[natty dread]

Phatscotty, try to keep up with the story, will ya?

I hereby declare all phatscotty's contributions non-canon!

[saxitoxin]

I thought this thread was gonna explode!

I don't know about the thread, but I definitely did.

[Victor Sullivan]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

please continue ...

The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

please continue ...

Natty decided that he couldn't take it any more and left the cafeteria. John watched him walk out and felt distraught since there was little he could do. "fine!" he thought to himself "I'll just talk to AOG why should I care what Natty thinks!"

Meanwhile Natty sulked in the hallway. Pimpdave walked by and noticed Natty crying.

"Have the Tea Party death squads gotcha down?" Pimpdave said, half joking, half completely serious.

"No" said Natty who had no idea what he was talking about, "It's just that sometimes you like a person so much that you don't let yourself get near them, maybe I'm just afraid of being hurt"

Pimpdave leaned in "hey, we're all vulnerable people" He leaned in so close that Natty could hear his heart beat, or maybe it was his own. "and you aren't the only person who knows what it's like to want someone so bad it hurts"

The only Natty could think was "yes, yes, yes, this feels so right!" as Pimpdave pressed his lips against his, that is until he noticed John in the hallway, watching them with the look of a deer in headlights.


CONTINUE

Immediately, Natty could taste something fishy. Pimpdave noticed Nat pull back ever so slightly, and in an act of desperation to refill the empty hollow, David tells him the truth.."Oh yeah, I ate a shellfish sandwich for lunch..."

Little did David know, Nat is allergic to 2 things. Shellfish sandwiches... and dewds

Dave looked down at his soaked shirt in disgust, and when he looked up again he saw the chemistry teacher, Mr. Nightstrike, walking toward him.

"You damn liberals! Clean this up! Now!" said Mr. Nightstrike.

John dashed away down the hall, wanting to get away from the man he thought he loved (and also not wanting to have to clean Natty's stomach contents off the floor), leaving Dave to mop up while Natty just laid there in mild agony.

To be continued...

-Sully

[natty dread]

I hereby declare Victor Sullivan's contributions non-canon, for following the wrong storyline!

[laughingcavalier]

"You jerk!" Natty said to John. "What's your problem anyway?"

John furrowed his brow, ready to make a smart retort but, inside, he was crestfallen. Could he ever risk letting Natty know how he really felt about him?
He wouldn't know it but Natty was thinking the same thoughts.

The duo glared at each other from their separate tables in the school cafeteria.

please continue ...

The glare was interrupted when AOG sat down across from John.

Smiling at John, AOG said," What's up today.. you seem a little down."

Knowing that AOG has the hots for him, John replied with his most seductive look.
"Nothing's wrong. Especially now that you're here."

John knew the that a little afternoon tryst with AOG was just the thing to pick him "UP". It wouldn't hurt to take his mind off Natty for a while.

Meanwhile, across the Caf, Natty was steaming. He never liked AOG, and he especially didn't like it when AOG talked to Natty. But what could he do?

please continue ...

Natty decided that he couldn't take it any more and left the cafeteria. John watched him walk out and felt distraught since there was little he could do. "fine!" he thought to himself "I'll just talk to AOG why should I care what Natty thinks!"

Meanwhile Natty sulked in the hallway. Pimpdave walked by and noticed Natty crying.

"Have the Tea Party death squads gotcha down?" Pimpdave said, half joking, half completely serious.

"No" said Natty who had no idea what he was talking about, "It's just that sometimes you like a person so much that you don't let yourself get near them, maybe I'm just afraid of being hurt"

Pimpdave leaned in "hey, we're all vulnerable people" He leaned in so close that Natty could hear his heart beat, or maybe it was his own. "and you aren't the only person who knows what it's like to want someone so bad it hurts"

The only Natty could think was "yes, yes, yes, this feels so right!" as Pimpdave pressed his lips against his, that is until he noticed John in the hallway, watching them with the look of a deer in headlights.


CONTINUE

Immediately, Natty could taste something fishy. Pimpdave noticed Nat pull back ever so slightly, and in an act of desperation to refill the empty hollow, David tells him the truth.."Oh yeah, I ate a shellfish sandwich for lunch..."

Little did David know, Nat is allergic to 2 things. Shellfish sandwiches... and dewds

Dave looked down at his soaked shirt in disgust, and when he looked up again he saw the chemistry teacher, Mr. Nightstrike, walking toward him.

"You damn liberals! Clean this up! Now!" said Mr. Nightstrike, pulling a long crook- handled cane out of his ill- fitting and badly tailored jacket.
To be continued...

-Sully

With an evil grin Mr. Nightstrike raised his hideous looking cane over Dave' s cowering form.

Like lightning John leapt between them.

"Stop!" he cried.

"Don't waste it on some liberal patsy. You know I love it when you abuse me. Besides" -John glared at Natty - " right now I feel worthless."

Natty slumped on the floor, burying his head in his hands, shrugging off Dave' s pawing touch. All Natty was conscious of was the sound of whippy wood - WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! - and of John's high- pitched voice increasingly out of control,

"Oh, oh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Maybe we are just too different, Natty sobbed. Maybe we' ll never be together.

[natty dread]

I hereby declare laughingcavalier's contributions non-canon.

Any fanfiction where I wouldn't be turned on by some BDSM action is automatically non-canon.

[shieldgenerator7]

Meanwhile, in the other part of the hallway, Officer Sullivan was making his rounds, and got a call on the radio.

"We have another shellfish theft again." came the crackle on the radio.

"Do we have a suspect?" asked Officer Sullivan gruffly.

"We believe it to be that dave kid again."

"I' m on it." Officer Sullivan approached the cafeteria.

To be continued...

[InkL0sed]

I hereby declare laughingcavalier's contributions non-canon.

Any fanfiction where I wouldn't be turned on by some BDSM action is automatically non-canon.

Dude, it's fan fiction. Non-canon is the point.

[natty dread]

I hereby declare laughingcavalier's contributions non-canon.

Any fanfiction where I wouldn't be turned on by some BDSM action is automatically non-canon.

Dude, it's fan fiction. Non-canon is the point.

I hereby declare InkL0sed's existence non-canon.

[john9blue]

*takes out list*

"have fan-fiction written about me"

*check*