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List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Future

Postby InkL0sed on Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:04 pm

The future of technology has always really excited me. The number of revolutionary things we're going to have in the next few decades is kind of mind-boggling. So I figure, we should make a list of them.

For instance, T-shirts that could charge phones and roll-up electronics, Google glasses, and automated driving.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby Woodruff on Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:11 pm

InkL0sed wrote:The future of technology has always really excited me. The number of revolutionary things we're going to have in the next few decades is kind of mind-boggling. So I figure, we should make a list of them.

For instance, T-shirts that could charge phones and roll-up electronics, Google glasses, and automated driving.


Bring back the space program and we can get better things more quickly. Otherwise, we almost have to rely on military ingenuity for a lot of it, and I don't like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:11 pm

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:20 am

CELL PHONES!

COMPUTERS!

We can expect that we will have the technology of today in the near future!
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:41 am

better batteries, or energy packs or something .. that's where science/technology has let us down..
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:49 am

Woodruff wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:The future of technology has always really excited me. The number of revolutionary things we're going to have in the next few decades is kind of mind-boggling. So I figure, we should make a list of them.

For instance, T-shirts that could charge phones and roll-up electronics, Google glasses, and automated driving.


Bring back the space program and we can get better things more quickly. Otherwise, we almost have to rely on military ingenuity for a lot of it, and I don't like that.

No worries. Other countries, particularly China are investing in real future technology.. things like truly green energy, sustainable agriculture, etc.

And, I suppose Europe will continue its concern over pollution impacts. (not that it will matter when China is pulling the strings of our companies... we can just become like Africa and be the place where China does its dirty stuff).
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:58 am

Yes, China will save us. They are very sensitive about environmentalism.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:02 am

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:09 am

hey... I still want my jetpack and personal hovercar!!!!!!! :cry: :evil: :P
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:19 am

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:23 am

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:26 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:hey... I still want my jetpack and personal hovercar!!!!!!! :cry: :evil: :P

You're just full ofgreat ideas today.

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:58 am

Rocket-propelled marsupials.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby Timminz on Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:04 am

ManBungalow wrote:Rocket-propelled marsupials.


Not the dreaded kangaroocket!
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Postby Woodruff on Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:42 pm

2dimes wrote:Yes, China will save us. They are very sensitive about environmentalism.


I suspect that your sarcastic point and her point coincide.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby vodean on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:07 pm

we will have technology with the capacity to develop new technology.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby Pedronicus on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:18 pm

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby Pedronicus on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:21 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Rocket-propelled marsupials.


If you are going to try and be humorous, here's a word of advice.
Be funny in the first place, then tell jokes, otherwise keep your cake hole shut and leave it to the funny guys and stop looking like a prick.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:27 pm

that shit they're planning on spraying into the ozone layer or the layer above it to reflect sunlight and thus, f*ck you global warming.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:49 pm

Woodruff wrote:
2dimes wrote:Yes, China will save us. They are very sensitive about environmentalism.


I suspect that your sarcastic point and her point coincide.

I don't see how.
things like truly green energy,

Care to 'splain.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby whitestazn88 on Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:18 am

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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby Woodruff on Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:43 am

Pedronicus wrote:Frying pans coated with a super smooth coating that food wont stick to.


Stone, baby! Only $19.95 for seven of them on late night TV!
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Postby Woodruff on Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:45 am

2dimes wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
2dimes wrote:Yes, China will save us. They are very sensitive about environmentalism.


I suspect that your sarcastic point and her point coincide.

I don't see how.
things like truly green energy,

Care to 'splain.


I don't at all believe that PLAYER believes China is pushing that stuff. I could be wrong, I suppose...but just the way she worded it following my statement leads me to believe she was also being sarcastic.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:57 am

Ok, I'm starting to buy it. I am pretty slow it's true.
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Re: List of Technology We Can Expect to Have in the Near Fut

Postby maxfaraday on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:17 am

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