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I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:58 am



NEVER ASK ANYONE FOR A GODDAM HAMBURGER.
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger

Postby fadedpsychosis on Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:06 am

... I think I'll go to Subway instead thanks...
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger

Postby Maugena on Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:27 pm

I like this. Hue.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby / on Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:17 pm

Can I please have 3 cuils worth of whatever he's smoking?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:09 am

Can I get a cuil-based restraining order?

-Sully
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:11 am

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can I get a cuil-based restraining order?

-Sully


No. And I'm too cuil for school.

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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Maugena on Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:32 am

My dick is 10 cuils long.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Evil Semp on Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:18 am

Can I get a Hamburger?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:01 am

here's your raccoon...
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:38 pm

Evil Semp wrote:Can I get a Hamburger?


Would you like Cuils with that?

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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Timminz on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:41 pm

I've never personally experienced anything beyond two cuils.
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby natty dread on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:00 pm

1 cuil = ~150 micrograms
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:17 pm

would 0 cuils = You ask for a hamburger and I give you one?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:41 pm

Army of GOD wrote:would 0 cuils = You ask for a hamburger and I give you one?


That or you say no.

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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:47 pm

what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:56 pm

Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?


Me. Ham's gross.

(was I just 1 Cuil away?)

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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:00 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?


Me. Ham's gross.

(was I just 1 Cuil away?)

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True, but hamburgers are good.

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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:58 pm

Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?


what kind of hamburger doesn't give people a dick?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:11 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?

what kind of hamburger doesn't give people a dick?

God neglected ~50% of all humans in that regard. Ergo, god is a half hamburger.
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby maxfaraday on Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:22 pm

Boring.
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:40 pm

maxfaraday wrote:Boring.


I give you a hamburger.
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:10 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:Boring.


I give you a hamburger.


A small library in saxi ceases to exist.

-rd
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:50 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:Boring.


I give you a hamburger.


A small library in saxi ceases to exist.

-rd


Upended in the calypso circus, have you got what I feed?
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:58 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:Boring.


I give you a hamburger.


A small library in saxi ceases to exist.

-rd


Upended in the calypso circus, have you got what I feed?


Perhaps if we had monocle slantways cockatrice.

-rd
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Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Postby 2dimes on Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:41 pm

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