by The Weird One on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:03 pm
A=anonymous
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"Situ ruttu, karu tuleb!" [Shit quickly, bear is coming!] - Old Estonian saying
"Hydrolics, electricity, magic . . . it's all the same." - Andrew Oliver
"War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left" - A
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly"
-Winston Churchill
"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count, and those who can't." - A
"People are like slinkies: basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" - A
"when life hands you lemons you invade the country next to you and get some fucking oranges" -A
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." - Mitch Ratcliffe
"Hugh, your morals are lacking a certain
something . . . like existence" - Kyle Kraemer
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - President Reagan [when asked to do a microphone test]
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." -Bertrand Russell
"Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace." - Teddy Roosevelt
"Courage is a better word for suicide." -A
"Darkness is the absence of Light; and Death is the absence of Life; and Evil is the absence of Good; but is Bliss the absence of Strife?" -Maxwell J. Ackley
"Baldric, your brain makes a grain of sand look large and ungainly" - Rowan Atkinson
"Ok, so you take sodium - nasty, burning stuff - and chlorine - well known for killing small organisms, used in very small quantities in pools, a lot would kill you.
Put them together and what have you got? Sodium Chloride.
Incredibly deadly stuff? You'd think so, but it's actually common salt.
I have therefore proven that two wrongs do make a right!" -A
"So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE
HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!" -a random idiot
"That's like saying that since weed is illegal, no one's going to get it, when in reality all you have to do is head to your local high school bathroom facilities at lunchtime." -Anonymous
"They should have burned him at the stake. Death by stoning is so blunt." -A
"The hamster is now pumped so full of 'roids he makes Barry Bonds look like a little girl." -Stage6.com
"Told my dad I stopped raisin' hell, and he called me a quitter!" -A
"I do not condone violence... But, if you want to commit violence, join with a bunch of like-minded people!"-A
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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