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Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:11 am

This is a list of various things the forum posters we know and usually love, will without question never do. Not because they don't want to, but because it is literally impossible.

I have a few, feel free to add to the list!

    Suggs will never: get a girlfriend/get laid

    DaGip will never: concede and accept sanity

    Jay will never: concede a point

    Norse will never: be freed

    KLOBBER will never: stop adding people who don't deadbeat in his games to his foe list, nor will he stop doing various other ridiculous things that are too numerous to list in one non-run-on sentence.

    Fircoal will never: give Pikachu up; never gonna make Pikachu cry; never gonna run around and desert Pikachu...

    JOHNNYROCKET will never: stop tooting his horn

    kwanton will never: hate Futurama

    Serbia will never: give up hockey

    DAZMCFC will never: give up football

    qeee will never: be consistent to make this list

    The Weird One will never: be normal, nor be in fewer than 15 clans at once, nor ever fully awaken from his vegetable state

    pancakemix will never: go out with Rick Astley

    SnakeySnakey will never: get with Emmy

    cena-rules will never: be cool enough to make this list

    Snorri will never: admit defeat

    Nickbaldwin will never: write an essay

    Backglass will never: concede and love Jesus

    Neoteny will never: age

    muy_thaiguy will never: be paid attention to
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Curmudgeonx on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:16 am

If we were in Flame Wars, I could add a number of posters/impossibilities.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:17 am

Ah, but I don't want flames... I want the truth.

It's usually funny enough as it is.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:27 am

KLOBBER will never stop foeing ppl???
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:31 am

Ahaha, yes!
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:32 am

Sanity is so...boring. It's like you're trapped in a box and unable to think for yourself. So, yes...'Gip will never concede towards it, and if you believe you are sane, you are just fooling your self.

Sanity is where the insane go when they are scared...
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:34 am

Told ya so.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:34 am

Inklosed will never like MapQuest?
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:35 am

Nah, it's possible...
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby wicked on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:40 am

klobber will never stop threadjacking threads in an attempt to shut them down, report every single post he disagrees with as spam or flames, and throw temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way with the whole "not reading your PMs" bit.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:53 am

Fircoal will never end his obsession of Pikachu?
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:54 am

Duh...
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:56 am

Andy will never change his Curious George avatar?
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:58 am

Unlikely, but he could conceivably change it to, say the Greasemonkey or something.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:00 am

Johnnyrocket will never stop busting multis?
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:03 am

Wicked and Clapper will never be with a man again now that they have experimented.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:07 am

I have one for myself...
Joodoo will never accept or attempt to befriend transvestites...
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:12 am

Joodoo wrote:I have one for myself...
Joodoo will never accept or attempt to befriend transvestites...


Joodoo will never ever look at another man's ass again after seeing 'Gip's moneymaker
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Joodoo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:21 am

here's a few more...
kwanton will never hate Futurama
Serbia will never give up hockey
DAZMCFC will never give up football
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby KLOBBER on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:18 pm

Wicked will never realize that she already lost her petty little fight a long time ago, that each morning she wakes up a foregone loser, and that anything and everything she says or does on this site from now on is a sad and pathetic display of a disgruntled and embarrassed...

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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby The Weird One on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:26 pm

I will never be in less than 15 clans at once.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby pancakemix on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:36 pm

I'm never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby Ditocoaf on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:25 pm

KLOBBER wrote:Wicked will never realize that she already lost her petty little fight a long time ago, that each morning she wakes up a foregone loser, and that anything and everything she says or does on this site from now on is a sad and pathetic display of a disgruntled and embarrassed...

La-HOO... za-HERR!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kl-- er, this guy -- will never stop forum-searching his own name? I mean, seriously, he shows up in threads you would never expect him in, as soon as someone mentions him. Does he even post in the Chatterbox?
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:25 pm

I will never like more then 2 or 3 of The Beatles songs.
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Re: Various impossibilities

Postby qeee1 on Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:49 pm

I will never be consistant enough to be on this list
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