We need a new conspiracy theory

by **Pedronicus** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:28 pm

Please come up with some really stupid (but believable) made up brand new conspiracy theories. I'll make a poll when we have 6-10 really good ones, then the winner will be argued for and against by the usual suspects of each side of the fence.

Just for a change.

Here are a couple of mine.

The Chernobyl disaster was caused by a British Secret agent turning a big red handle to 'Danger" to thwart Roman Abramovich's world domination plans in 1986 (no James bond film was made in 1986 btw)

Formica was a substance unknown to man until Goonhilly Satellite Earth Station decoded an alien radio signal and made ICI billions during the seventies.

American football is shit but the American public own mind altering tv sets that make them believe it's better than football. This is why American tv programmes in the eighties looked weird on our superior quality John Logie Baird sets. Since the eighties, England has been given the same sets, and we now believe the England team can win the World Cup.

by **hecter** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:46 pm

Evolution is actually an Illuminati (with Darwin at it's head, he's still alive and ruling today) cover up story for the true origin of life: immortal atheistic reptilian-mole-people carpenters.

by **johnnyrotten** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:58 pm

"The Moon" is, in fact, a hologram projected by the US Government so that they can spend billions on "rockets", "space shuttles" and other "Moon" related projects, when said billions are actually being spent on Arnie's steriods.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:59 pm

hecter wrote:Evolution is actually an Illuminati (with Darwin at it's head, he's still alive and ruling today) cover up story for the true origin of life: immortal atheistic reptilian-mole-people carpenters.

Wyoming, a state that is either overlooked, ignored, and/or unknown to most of the world is actually behind the NWO and Illuminati.

by **brooksieb** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:03 pm

somewhere in the 1940's Nazi Germany's Adolf Hitler secretly met Aliens to discuss the prospect of transferring uranium substances to fool earth that Uranium is a natural earth substance.

by **johnnyrotten** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:07 pm

Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito were under instruction from the Allied governments, and Hitler and Mussolini didn't actually die, they were given protection by the British.

by **hecter** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:53 pm

One in every fifty people are aliens in disguise.

by **PLAYER57832** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:55 pm

hecter wrote:One in every fifty people are aliens in disguise.

Is that all?

I thought more like 1 in 10 :lol:

by **Frigidus** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:59 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:Evolution is actually an Illuminati (with Darwin at it's head, he's still alive and ruling today) cover up story for the true origin of life: immortal atheistic reptilian-mole-people carpenters.

Wyoming, a state that is either overlooked, ignored, and/or unknown to most of the world is actually behind the NWO and Illuminati.

Oh, come on, you don't believe Wyoming actually exists, do you?

by **hecter** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:01 pm

Frigidus wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:Evolution is actually an Illuminati (with Darwin at it's head, he's still alive and ruling today) cover up story for the true origin of life: immortal atheistic reptilian-mole-people carpenters.

Wyoming, a state that is either overlooked, ignored, and/or unknown to most of the world is actually behind the NWO and Illuminati.

Oh, come on, you don't believe Wyoming actually exists, do you?

He claims he's from Wyoming. Clearly an alien...

PLAYER57832 wrote:
hecter wrote:One in every fifty people are aliens in disguise.
Is that all?

I thought more like 1 in 10

We're not THAT interesting...

by **PLAYER57832** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:02 pm

For theories, how about this: The Mayans did not die back centuries ago, they were lifted off into space and will be returned with the knowledge to completely dominate the earth (these are the "giants" referred to in the early part of Genesis).

by **Frigidus** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:03 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:For theories, how about this: The Mayans did not die back centuries ago, they were lifted off into space and will be returned with the knowledge to completely dominate the earth (these are the "giants" referred to in the early part of Genesis).

Well, if it's vaguely referenced in the Bible, it must be true!

by **trapyoung** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:03 pm

Conspiracy Theory: They're trying to get rid of Flame Wars

by **Frigidus** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:05 pm

trapyoung wrote:Conspiracy Theory: They're trying to get rid of Flame Wars

I thought that was out in the open.

by **strike wolf** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:16 pm

If you were to combine the bible with every other religious book on the planet and use a complex mathematical sequence to decode it you would uncover a secret alien plot to take over Switzerland.

by **trapyoung** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:19 pm

Frigidus wrote:
trapyoung wrote:Conspiracy Theory: They're trying to get rid of Flame Wars

I thought that was out in the open.

he said really stupid but believable. it's 1)really stupid & 2)most of GD believes it

by **PLAYER57832** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:22 pm

trapyoung wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
trapyoung wrote:Conspiracy Theory: They're trying to get rid of Flame Wars

I thought that was out in the open.

he said really stupid but believable. it's 1)really stupid & 2)most of GD believes it

The beans have already been spilled ...

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=57883&start=0#p1479911

by **muy_thaiguy** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:39 pm

hecter wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:Evolution is actually an Illuminati (with Darwin at it's head, he's still alive and ruling today) cover up story for the true origin of life: immortal atheistic reptilian-mole-people carpenters.

Wyoming, a state that is either overlooked, ignored, and/or unknown to most of the world is actually behind the NWO and Illuminati.

Oh, come on, you don't believe Wyoming actually exists, do you?

He claims he's from Wyoming. Clearly an alien...

I'm not an Alien, I'm a Lizardman! :evil:

...

Crap.

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:23 pm

OK, here's one which an aging hippy told me - he actually believed this:
Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin were assassinated, (By "Them" of course).
Why? Because they were super-rich, enthralled by the whole "half a million strong" nation of Woodstock, and had plans to buy enough land to set up an independent Hippy nation in land they were going to buy..

by **Ditocoaf** on Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:08 am

There is actually a fifty-first state, whose election results get subtly factored into the overall counts. This state resides in that spot on the USA map that you can never quite seem to remember the borders very well... due to government mind control.

by **pimpdave** on Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:41 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
hecter wrote:Evolution is actually an Illuminati (with Darwin at it's head, he's still alive and ruling today) cover up story for the true origin of life: immortal atheistic reptilian-mole-people carpenters.

Wyoming, a state that is either overlooked, ignored, and/or unknown to most of the world is actually behind the NWO and Illuminati.

Oh, come on, you don't believe Wyoming actually exists, do you?

He claims he's from Wyoming. Clearly an alien...
I'm not an Alien, I'm a Lizardman!
...

Crap.

Dick Cheney is from Wyoming.

by **pimpdave** on Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:42 am

jonesthecurl wrote:OK, here's one which an aging hippy told me - he actually believed this:
Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin were assassinated, (By "Them" of course).
Why? Because they were super-rich, enthralled by the whole "half a million strong" nation of Woodstock, and had plans to buy enough land to set up an independent Hippy nation in land they were going to buy..

Yeah, it's called New Hampshire.

Live free or die. Bitches.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:47 am

Dick Cheney is from Wyoming.

And he is our pawn. :twisted:

Wait, DAMMIT ALL!

by **Iliad** on Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:00 am

Conspiracy theorists and real illuminati agents working to discredit any possible movement against the illuminati. They have done a pretty good work of convincing the people that the illuminati do not exist

by **poptartpsycho18** on Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:02 am

Every now and then Republicans secretly pose as Democrats to assume the presidency in order to placate those that would rebel were we to never have a Democratic president again. This is to give the illusion that power is being shifted when in fact the president is a puppet controlled by a consortium of 5 of the richest people/groups on the planet:

The Vatican
The Queen of England
Dick Cheney
Bill Gates
Mel Gibson

Formerly in the consortium, but recently booted due to a reduction in wealth:
Colonel Sanders
Michael Jackson