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Sentinel XIV wrote:I'm 10 years old and have a penchant for older men. I've been having trouble discerning right from wrong lately, and have been feeling pretty vulnerable since my dog died. Is there anyone out there that can help me?
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Skittles! wrote:Sentinel XIV wrote:I'm 10 years old and have a penchant for older men. I've been having trouble discerning right from wrong lately, and have been feeling pretty vulnerable since my dog died. Is there anyone out there that can help me?
Yes.. Let me just get your e-mail, and I'll give you some 'advice' and candy.




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My stepmom locked the bathroom door
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Frigidus wrote:Hm...well, I'm in college right now here in Chicago, I'm a sophomore. It's been pretty good so far, it's not a party school or anything (heck, it's technically Catholic) but there are good times to be had. Heh, one time this one homeless guy came up and asked for a quarter (a pretty common thing), but he actually said that he was just short of enough to buy some whiskey. I was so impressed with (what I thought was) his honesty that I said sure, but as soon as I pull out my wallet he just grabbed it and ran! Well, my ATM card and school ID were in there, and I sure as f*ck wasn't going to let this asshole have it. I'm a pretty damn fast runner, wasn't on my high school track team but if I had been I'd have been one of the better ones. So I catch up to him pretty fast considering I stood there shocked for a few seconds after it happened, and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo, homes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby 'yo, homes smell you later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to set on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.











got tonkaed wrote:Frigidus wrote:Hm...well, I'm in college right now here in Chicago, I'm a sophomore. It's been pretty good so far, it's not a party school or anything (heck, it's technically Catholic) but there are good times to be had. Heh, one time this one homeless guy came up and asked for a quarter (a pretty common thing), but he actually said that he was just short of enough to buy some whiskey. I was so impressed with (what I thought was) his honesty that I said sure, but as soon as I pull out my wallet he just grabbed it and ran! Well, my ATM card and school ID were in there, and I sure as f*ck wasn't going to let this asshole have it. I'm a pretty damn fast runner, wasn't on my high school track team but if I had been I'd have been one of the better ones. So I catch up to him pretty fast considering I stood there shocked for a few seconds after it happened, and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo, homes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby 'yo, homes smell you later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to set on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
I would have saved the prince roll for the last 2 lines, 5 is too many imo.





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My daddy is a wrestler.The Eternal Icon wrote:Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.

hecter wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:
Don't be such a fucking pussy...






pimpdave wrote:You should set up a blog for yourself.
Then you can tell the whole world about yourself and the exciting world of Loss Prevention.



Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.





















The Eternal Icon wrote:pimpdave wrote:You should set up a blog for yourself.
Then you can tell the whole world about yourself and the exciting world of Loss Prevention.
Loss prevention isn't all that exciting... more of a build-up for what you become qualified to do later.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...







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