WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:01 pm

AK_iceman wrote:Wow, you guys posted 60 pages in 1 day!

You're all losers.

you suck

by **s.xkitten** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:04 pm

jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good ol' Bucket…

why you call him bucket?

just cause he can...

by **Fircoal** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:05 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good ol' Bucket…

why you call him bucket?

just cause he can...

SO I can too, but I don't.

by **Vincent M** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:07 pm

hecter wrote:
AK_iceman wrote:Wow, you guys posted 60 pages in 1 day!

You're all losers.

f*ck THE WORLD!

by **hecter** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:07 pm

Because I like the name Bucket better than I do X, Xen, Hu or XenHu.

by **Vincent M** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:11 pm

When I think of Spamalot I smile

by **hecter** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:12 pm

That's because Spamalot is awesome!

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:14 pm

yes, so good i seem to be unable to join...

you're all bitches

by **hecter** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:16 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:yes, so good i seem to be unable to join...

you're all bitches

by **jnd94** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:21 pm

Hecter, can I call you mop then?

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:22 pm

by **hecter** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:22 pm

If you really want to… But Bucket actually has some meaning to it… I'm not going to tell you what it means though. My secret :-$

by **jnd94** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:23 pm

hecter wrote:If you really want to… But Bucket actually has some meaning to it… I'm not going to tell you what it means though. My secret

is it a sex move?

by **hecter** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:24 pm

I SAID

by **hecter** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:25 pm

Its nine oclock on a saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Theres an old man sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin

He says, son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:
Sing us a song, youre the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And youve got us feelin alright

Now john at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And hes quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But theres someplace that hed rather be
He says, bill, I believe this is killing me.
As the smile ran away from his face
Well Im sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And hes talkin with davy whos still in the navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, theyre sharing a drink they call loneliness
But its better than drinkin alone

Chorus

Its a pretty good crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
cause he knows that its me theyve been comin to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, man, what are you doin here?

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus

by **Vincent M** on Sat May 05, 2007 5:35 pm

Poor old Granddad
I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man
He spoke of women's ways
They trap you, then they use you
Before you even know
For love is blind and you're far too kind
Don't ever let it show
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was stronger.
The Can Can's such a pretty show
They'll steal your heart away
But backstage, back on earth again
The dressing rooms are grey
They come on strong and it ain't too long
Before they make you feel a man
But love is blind and you soon will find
You're just a boy again
When you want her lips, you get a cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more and she's fast asleep
Then she's twinkling with the stars.
Poor young grandson, there's nothing I can say
You'll have to learn, just like me
And that's the hardest way
Ooh la la
Ooh la la laa yeah
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was stronger.