WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Serbia]

hey hey, I'm not stirring anything up at the moment...

[hecter]

No, but I'm watching you!

[Serbia]

here, you should use these

[Iliad]

hey I'm back!

[Serbia]

sup spammer

[Iliad]

What happened while I slept?

[Serbia]

to you?

don't ask me, I know nothing!

[Iliad]

Nah just in general, what happened in the forums.

[wiggybowler]

hey guys baack from work

[Iliad]

What time is it? It's half past 11 here.

[wiggybowler]

9:30

[hecter]

9:30

[Iliad]

Sorry for posting this, but I want a link for this and I think it was deleted when this thread was:

Narrator: The trolls were weak and the flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

DirtyDishSoap: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
VincentM: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
DirtyDishsoap: Then we will spam in the shade.

DirtyDishSoap: What the hell are you laughing at?
Skittles!: You had to say it!
DirtyDishSoap: What?
Skittles!: Fight in the shade!

Ak Iceman: My signature!
DirtyDishsoap: It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

VincentM: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[VincentM is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: VincentM , I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
VincentM: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.
Lackattack: Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

Hecter:Let me guess, you must be Lackattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
Cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your profession?"
Knights: SPAM!

Lackattack: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many

Hecter: There's no reason we can't be civil.
VincentM: [hijacks a stupid thread] Right Sire.

Lackattack: Consider the fate of your women.
Hecter: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

Hecter: Spammers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Flame Wars!

Cynthia: I am not here to represent Hecter; his spam speak louder than my posts ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spam army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of a forum - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

VincentM: We Spammers have descended from Sir Spamalot himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being banned for spamming in the forums is the greatest glory he could achieve with his account. Spammers: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

Hecter: You there! Serbia! May you live forever. DIRTYDISHSOAP!

DirtyDishSoap: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Xenhu: [before raping Queen Cynthia] This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.

XenHu: My whore Queen...
Queen Cynthia: [stabs Xenhu] This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen!

EDIT:
Hecter: You there! What is your profession?
[points to a poster behind pancakemix]
Arkadian soldier #1: A creator of mafia, sir.
Spartan King Leonidas: Hm... and you, poster - what is your profession?
[points to another poster]
Arkadian soldier #2: I'm a browser of the map foundry, sir.
Spartan King Leonidas: [turns to his posters] Spammers! What is your profession?
Spammers: Spam! Spam! Spam!
[simultaneous, followed and preceded by immediate silence]
Hecter: [turning to pancakemix] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.

Vincent can you put this version on the front page?

[Skittles!]

Omfg. Not that bloody thing again.

[jnd94]

hey guys, wassupp in the castle! O BTW, Iliad, I will kill you if you make another huge post of quotes. (add that one to it )

[Iliad]

Omfg. Not that bloody thing again.

It was deleted so I:
1) re did it so I could have a link
2) edited and put much more quotes in.

[Skittles!]

Do it! Do it do it do it do it.

Kill the heretic, burn his flesh, water his ashes.

[Iliad]

Do it! Do it do it do it do it.

Kill the heretic, burn his flesh, water his ashes.

to whom are you talking to?

[Skittles!]

Do it! Do it do it do it do it.

Kill the heretic, burn his flesh, water his ashes.

to whom are you talking to?

The ewok across the road.

[Skittles!]

Omfg. Not that bloody thing again.

It was deleted so I:
1) re did it so I could have a link
2) edited and put much more quotes in.

Still not bothered to read it.

[jnd94]

so.......hows life for you guys? We need to get the pages up, dont mind if in the next few days i will be spouting nonsense.

[Iliad]

so.......hows life for you guys? We need to get the pages up, dont mind if in the next few days i will be spouting nonsense.

I was sick. I slept all day after getting from school and I missed Friday.

[jnd94]

so.......hows life for you guys? We need to get the pages up, dont mind if in the next few days i will be spouting nonsense.

I was sick. I slept all day after getting from school and I missed Friday.

was it allergies? I was really sick 5thursday, prob cuz of allergies

[Skittles!]

so.......hows life for you guys? We need to get the pages up, dont mind if in the next few days i will be spouting nonsense.

I was sick. I slept all day after getting from school and I missed Friday.

Ewok doctorrrrr.
You're lucky. Friday was boring for me

[wiggybowler]

My allergies have been acting up the past couple days. I've work up each morning barely able to breath