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pancakemix wrote:So a friend of mine is out of the country for the summer and was generous enough to let me borrow his PS3. He's got a whole library of games I hadn't been able to play up until now, like Uncharted and stuff. Earlier last month, I was short on time but wanted to play. I saw he had an older version of Madden, which he picked up for a few bucks and never actually played himself. I figured "Madden's pretty noncommittal, I can play that for a bit, right?"
Next thing I know I'm playing Madden for hours on end. I'm simulating season after season and assuring myself that this next game will be the last one, but it never is. I lose sleep and don't do important things, like laundry and updating my resume. Jim Nantz and Phil Simms haunt my thoughts with their banal commentary made more generic to fit the broad range of possibilities.
I start hate myself for getting caught up in this mess. The game isn't even good. Players are flailing at the slightest touch. The game forgets that interceptions happened, and skips downs constantly. The turf at the Metrodome clips for an entire match. Why am I still playing this garbage? But I can't pull away. I get sucked deeper and deeper and spend all my free time in this vortex of football and loading screens.
I confide in another friend of mine during a regular lunch together. He thinks the game is cursed. He might be right. Coupled with the Playstation turning itself on when the HDMI channel comes up doesn't hurt his case, nor does the console changing the channel back of its own accord. Come to think of it, my 360 stopped reading discs shortly after I hooked up the PS3. And Mincraft keeps changing the default settings in an attempt to make it unplayable. This $3 game is not just a game. It's a containment cell for some horrid demon wanting to steal my soul. I am concerned for my own agency. My greatest fear is that I will wake up with an obnoxious combover and a penchant for dull but stingingly douchey commentary.
Until finally it stops. I get pissed at a match and turn off the console, later realizing I had forgotten to save. It's the perfect out. I'd quit ANY game over lost progress like that. The chains are broken I'm free.
Tonight, I decide to play another game on the Playstation. I haven't decided yet, but I know I want Madden to be nowhere near it. I touch the eject button on the PS3, case in hand to seal the demon away. But no disc comes. What the f*ck. I press it again. Nothing. What the f*ck. Now I'm panicking. This isn't my console, but it's determined to keep me its slave. Fortunately, the system has a failsafe built in for disc removal, but I'm terrified of what might happen if I try to play another game,whether it be damage to disc or console or to unleash some other eldritch abomination. I sit here now at a gaming crossroads, waiting for an urge to strike me to revisit an old friend or start anew. All the while it sits and waits, watching me, waiting for me to succumb to temptation. Just a quick game. It won't do any harm...
mrswdk wrote:What are some good Gameboy/Gameboy Advance games?
muy_thaiguy wrote:mrswdk wrote:What are some good Gameboy/Gameboy Advance games?
In all honesty? The Pokemon games. Red, Blue, Yellow, and Crystal. The first two are the oldest, and can be quite pricey with new games, but decently priced if used. And you can honestly spend quite a long time on each of those.
mrswdk wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:mrswdk wrote:What are some good Gameboy/Gameboy Advance games?
In all honesty? The Pokemon games. Red, Blue, Yellow, and Crystal. The first two are the oldest, and can be quite pricey with new games, but decently priced if used. And you can honestly spend quite a long time on each of those.
Hell yeah. My emulator is almost exclusively filled with Pokemon games. Looking for something new now though (although the emulator site I used to download from appears to have been made to take down all its Nintendo content).
mrswdk wrote:What are some good Gameboy/Gameboy Advance games?
DoomYoshi wrote:mrswdk wrote:What are some good Gameboy/Gameboy Advance games?
You should try Advance Wars, and/or Advance Wars 2.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
aage wrote:Never trust CYOC or pancake.
aage wrote:Never trust CYOC or pancake.
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