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Postby pikmin on Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:57 pm

The world can be so cruel :cry:
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Postby sfhbballnut on Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:55 pm

exactly why I"m trying to kill/save it :D :)
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Postby dcowboys055 on Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:00 pm

strike wolf wrote:
pikmin wrote:heres something thats puzzling

Which came first the chicken or the egg?


The egg of course, For how can you have a chicken if it didn't come from an egg?


god made a chicken and a rooster and when they loved each other very much....lol....you know the story. then the chicken lays the eggs and cock-a-doodle-doo! the rest is history
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Postby pikmin on Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:12 pm

fine then if

:twisted: + :twisted: = ](*,)

then

](*,) + :twisted: = ?
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:59 pm

OOH OOH! I Know triple twisted.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:16 am

egg is good for your hair, but not as good as beer.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:20 am

strike wolf wrote:
pikmin wrote:heres something thats puzzling

Which came first the chicken or the egg?


The egg of course, For how can you have a chicken if it didn't come from an egg?


Chicken something had to fertilize the egg.. and a chicken would have to do that.. unless a fertilized chicken randomly appeared but it would be bizarre because thats a nother miraculous/odd occurence having to happen.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:27 am

pikmin wrote:fine then if

:twisted: + :twisted: = ](*,)

then

](*,) + :twisted: = ?

](*,) + :twisted: = f*ck off
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:24 pm

ok, here's another one, what des the "w" in "nsfw" stand for? The first three are pretty obvious, the last one not quite so. Or maybe too much so and that's why I don't see it.
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Postby Econ2000 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:51 pm

what does nsfw mean?
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Postby pikmin on Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:23 pm

thank you johny,

Oh what would we ever do with out your intelectual conversation.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:07 pm

NSFW=not safe for work..

oh and pikmin


f*ck off.
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Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:21 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
pikmin wrote:heres something thats puzzling

Which came first the chicken or the egg?


The egg of course, For how can you have a chicken if it didn't come from an egg?


Chicken something had to fertilize the egg.. and a chicken would have to do that.. unless a fertilized chicken randomly appeared but it would be bizarre because thats a nother miraculous/odd occurence having to happen.


What about dinosaur eggs? They don't require the help of a chicken.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:38 pm

strike wolf wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
pikmin wrote:heres something thats puzzling

Which came first the chicken or the egg?


The egg of course, For how can you have a chicken if it didn't come from an egg?


Chicken something had to fertilize the egg.. and a chicken would have to do that.. unless a fertilized chicken randomly appeared but it would be bizarre because thats a nother miraculous/odd occurence having to happen.


What about dinosaur eggs? They don't require the help of a chicken.


dinosaur fertilizes and egg and bam a chicke ncomes out.. too sketchy for me.
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Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:42 pm

No dinosaur eggs that became dinosaurs came before chickens you moron.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:37 am

Not quite, the chickens were the secret rulers of the dinosaurs, and now they're planning to take over us, they had foreseen that it would come to this and that's why they took care not to leave any traces.
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:49 am

MeDeFe wrote:Not quite, the chickens were the secret rulers of the dinosaurs, and now they're planning to take over us, they had foreseen that it would come to this and that's why they took care not to leave any traces.


Yes, but in the year 9595, Goblox will lead the turkeys in a massive rebellion against the Master Chickens.

I hereby name this page, "The"
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:57 am

quite so, but until then the chickens will have time to prepare.
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Postby qeee1 on Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:09 am

The creatures outside looked from turkey to chicken, and from chicken to turkey, and from turkey to chicken again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Postby Jargo The Axe on Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:24 am

Then the Legion of Squirrels began to approach....
The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.

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Postby strike wolf on Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:29 am

vtmarik wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Not quite, the chickens were the secret rulers of the dinosaurs, and now they're planning to take over us, they had foreseen that it would come to this and that's why they took care not to leave any traces.


Yes, but in the year 9595, Goblox will lead the turkeys in a massive rebellion against the Master Chickens.

I hereby name this page, "The"


Well, I killed them all both turkeys and chickens, now we just have to watch out for the squirrels and the rabbits.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:52 am

The squirrels have the upper hand atm, they're the only ones that don't get eaten in the ongoing 5 way war.
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Postby strike wolf on Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:50 pm

Tell that to my dog, he killed 8 squirrels in under 7 days.
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Postby Jargo The Axe on Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:52 pm

then they puuled their sabers and did ninjitzu flips
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Postby Econ2000 on Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:02 pm

lol
Rap music is being listened to by 97% of teenagers, if you're one of the 3% of teenagers that actually listen to real music, then put this in your signature.
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