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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Hologram on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:52 pm

E, then B, then D
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:50 am

G. Slap buttocks and make sexist jokes before leering at the redhead and enquiring if she'd like to "see my sidearm".


Because the habits of a lifetime are hard to break; and what are they really going to do about it anyway?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:52 am

pimpdave wrote:
mandyb wrote:I think you need to elaborate - what's your definition of 'a fucked up broad'?


Well, I may have been using hyperbole there, and keeping in mind that this is a family site, let's just say that were she to want to penetrate me with a foreign object she would undoubtedly qualify.

But if you'd like to know in more detail, I'll just tell you face to face the next time I see you.

Clearly that's a fantastic story just waiting to be told.

Also, the guy who visited the 2nd floor was probably gay. I imagine he left in disgust soon after entering.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:19 am

Sackett58 wrote:Oh definately D. Been there seen that.


I take that back, no clips in the guns. F then the beer.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:00 am

Sackett58 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Oh definately D. Been there seen that.


I take that back, no clips in the guns. F then the beer.


hehee... i was wondering if anyone would spot that...
although technically this weapon does not use a clip, it uses a magazine...

and just hanging out i would hope that even guys wouldn't be crazy enough to lug a fully loaded assault rifle on their shoulder, but rest assured that these gals have several magazines ready to use if the need arises...
(now just where are they keeping those magazines???)

and for the record, firing the weapon would not be painful enough to repel situation G mentioned by Dancing Mustard... a swift knee to groin would be so much more appropriate :o
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:14 am

Robinette wrote:situation G mentioned by Dancing Mustard... a swift knee to groin would be so much more appropriate :o
Rubbish. You love it. You'd blatantly react with girlish giggling and faux indignation.


Y'know, and we haven't even begun to talk about how the redhead would react.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:29 am

mandyb wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
mandyb wrote:I'd have thought most men would stop at the 1st floor, quite honestly.


Who says they don't?

It was suggested by the fact that the floors above the 2nd have never been visited, sweetie-pie.

I wonder what could be on the third floor? I mean what could possibly be better than a woman who loves sex and has money?


Obviously they also play online world-dominance games.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:36 am

Robinette wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Oh definately D. Been there seen that.


I take that back, no clips in the guns. F then the beer.


hehee... i was wondering if anyone would spot that...
although technically this weapon does not use a clip, it uses a magazine...

and just hanging out i would hope that even guys wouldn't be crazy enough to lug a fully loaded assault rifle on their shoulder, but rest assured that these gals have several magazines ready to use if the need arises...
(now just where are they keeping those magazines???)

and for the record, firing the weapon would not be painful enough to repel situation G mentioned by Dancing Mustard... a swift knee to groin would be so much more appropriate :o



"Clip" for us old school people. But I doubt that after a couple drinks they will be able to find the "clip" let alone slam it in the "magazine well". lol
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:31 pm

i'm voting for H.

H = oi! what the fook are you doing in here with them guns. Yer barred.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby KoolBak on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:52 pm

lmao....excellent post Robinette! DEFINATELY "F", with a follow up of offering to buy the next (indefinate number of) round (s).......
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:52 pm

KoolBak wrote:lmao....excellent post Robinette! DEFINATELY "F", with a follow up of offering to buy the next (indefinate number of) round (s).......


*ding* =D> *ding* =D> *ding*
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although, I should probably now disclose that they are not drinking beer...
you see, this is not a bar....
nope, 'fraid not

care to guess what they are doing?

here, have another look...
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:08 pm

They are at the movie theatre celebrating the re-release of "Apocalypse Now Redux"?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby browng-08 on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:18 pm

following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin?
(Four crazy gun nut chicks '12!)
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:59 pm

browng-08 wrote:following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin?
(Four crazy gun nut chicks '12!)



psst! there's 5.

paint-ball maybe.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sackett58 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:15 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
browng-08 wrote:following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin?
(Four crazy gun nut chicks '12!)



psst! there's 5.

paint-ball maybe.


If they are dressed like that for paint ball they will need a lot make up to cover the welts they will recieve.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Matroshka on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:19 pm

Is it a carnival game?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby legendkiller717 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:19 pm

it's obvious they are protecting the freedom of the random concession counter and preserving the liberty of free refills
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby oVo on Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:48 pm

Is it a "magazine" store... at the shooting range?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby jbrettlip on Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:39 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
browng-08 wrote:following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin?
(Four crazy gun nut chicks '12!)



psst! there's 5.

paint-ball maybe.


If they are dressed like that for paint ball they will need a lot make up to cover the welts they will recieve.



This post turned me on.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Robinette on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:57 pm

hehehe... some very good replies...

perhaps another pic from the other side of town...
Notice where these girls keep their "clips"...
and notice they all have long pants...

mnnnnnnnnnn.......... what does it all mean?????



And should you be worried that all three of them are looking at you? :shock:

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sackett58 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:56 pm

Is that the new summer wear for female Jewish soldiers?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Matroshka on Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:06 pm

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby bedub1 on Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:15 am


the comment is interesting:

It is common to see soldiers in Israel, both male and female. They should be wearing uniform. The only thing sad about the photo is that Israelis have to be always on guard and serve years in the army because they are continually under attack by Muslims
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:33 am

Robinette wrote:DM, learn from this man...
I already taught him everything he knows. He's still a grasshopper.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby heavycola on Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:07 am

Robinette wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Oh definately D. Been there seen that.


I take that back, no clips in the guns. F then the beer.


hehee... i was wondering if anyone would spot that...
although technically this weapon does not use a clip, it uses a magazine...


if they too use a girly magazine, then we have more in common than i thought. This thread gets better.
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