the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[reverend_kyle]

The Beatles, The Monkees

Wow, you must have rich friends. And friends with magical powers.

the beatles are alive again?


No wonder HSF is in the jesus freaks.

[s.xkitten]

...oooh, and i donated $2000 to charity...

$2000 dollars for charity,from a 19 year old student. F*CK ME SIDEWAYS
most students over here are skint, with big student loans sponging of the state.

it was my great uncles gift....i don't need the money, i have a rich family, and a job...

[sportsdd2]

arent u lucky...yay off to go take my drivers test... im nervous

[s.xkitten]

gl...and yes, i'm very lucky...which is why i don't keep the money, i give it to people who can use it...

[sportsdd2]

damn it i failed
now i have to wait for a while for just an opening

[Machiavelli]

That sucks, which part got you?

[sportsdd2]

i was so nervous so when i turned left on a green light i forgot about oncommming trafic and had to stop fast because this car came zooming by going straight. or else i would of pass if it wasnt for that one part

[hefm]

hello
hello

[Machiavelli]

i was so nervous so when i turned left on a green light i forgot about oncommming trafic and had to stop fast because this car came zooming by going straight. or else i would of pass if it wasnt for that one part

Too bad. Unless I make a mistake because of nerves, the only part that will give me any trouble is the parking

[sportsdd2]

nerves was my only fault...my common sence went away when nerves came

parking....wat kind?

[qeee1]

I'd hate to be rich.

[sportsdd2]

wouldnt we all

[qeee1]

... I'm not a happy person generally.

[misscrystal]

I'd hate to be rich.

If I tried hard, I think I could make it work for me .

[strike wolf]

Being rich sucks. Your parents always have money but they're too cheap to give any to you.

[sportsdd2]

lol my rents r just the opposite

[AndyDufresne]

Poor, poor week. James Brown passes, and then does Gerald Ford.


--Andy

[sportsdd2]

anyone know how to syncranize and MP3 player??

[dip]

the thing you guys have going against you is that not only are you just taking turns talking rubbish, but there is nothing of interest for anything to talk about and reply. maybe introduce some jokes or a heated discussion...i'll start

Whats pink and red, sits in the corner and gets smaller by the minute...


a baby with a potatoe peeler!

[johnnyrotten]

What's worse than having a maggot in your apple? Half a maggot.

What's worse than having half a maggot in your apple? AIDS.

[johnnyrotten]

How do you get a baby out of a tree? Give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata.


What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman on a children's playground.


How do you get 10 dead babies into a Tupperware bowl? Use a blender.

How do you get them out? Doritos.

[johnnyrotten]

What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? Ten dead babies in a garbage can.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.


What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid? A trashcan lid in a dead baby.


What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? Make a coffee table.


What's the difference between a barrel of water and a barrel of babies? You can't shovel water with a pitchfork.

[sportsdd2]

Dead baby jokes I would say aren't the least bit funny, they are disgusting and not funny. Same with any other racial jokes, who ever has said them is a jackass.

That is my 2 sence on things.

[johnnyrotten]

Dead baby jokes are GOD DAMN BRILLIANT. My 1.03 pence or whatever it is.

[MeDeFe]

Why did the headless baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.