gingis khan wrote:Hello, my name Borat. I here to meet pretty girlfriend. I also want to make non- homosexual male friend to make chit chat about popular music, space rocket, and new ways of trap gypsys. I like you, do you like me? Please, be my friend. My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate cake... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires. I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.
Jagshemash!
Seriously, are you high? Are you even trying to speak English? What's your deal? When did your hospice get an internet connection?
gingis khan wrote:help me understand one thing , please (Guiscard). HYPOTETICALY , you and me "design" a crisis in order to occupy soverign (EUROPEAN , mind you) country. we occupy a big chunck (chatholic and muslim held) promising them their own countries ( gasp!!!!) we do not enter Serbia (of course) , nor ever will (meybe over their dead bodies....as usual) . we get stuck in bosnia with 40.000-50.000 of our supersonic soldiers ( in the middle of a civil war , that WE satarted) .after endles list of our ( yours and mine) f*ck ups , we , somehow acuse a sovering country ( one HARD border away!!!!!??????!!!!!) for "FAILING TO PREVENT" A HORIFIC EPISODE (one of many) in a civil war you and i started ON THE THERITORY YOU AND I OCCUPIED AND HOLD (TO THIS DAY , MIND YOU).SO....wtf (excuse mu french) lame conviction is 'failing to prevent genocide' .....who ....where....how?Just , hypoteticaly of course , what are we talkin about?
Yeah. Way to make stuff up again kiddo. Are you sure your degree wasn't in 'Making up Bollocks to debate over'? Because if it was I'm pretty sure you'd get a 1st. Look I'll explain it to you in a way that you're sure to understand:
Seriously, "golf caddy maelstrom", that's just NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL (excuse my random caps-lock, is A retardation of my headplace). There's (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) not a shred of (theeureeticooly) truth in your entire post. THE YANKIE EURPEN PIG-DOG INFIDEL!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one!!!!1111111111eleventyonepointone1111!
I mean, I'd link (GUIcarAd, no the other pikachu) you to factual aCCounts of the BalkaNs GEnocide (? WEEBY !BOOP !WEEBY !BOP. Very nice); but even if you read them,(facetious comment of the win! In your face bass to the place techno techno techno) you'd still just come BACK HERE (oh WE DISAGREE wtf with the onion???!!!) and type illegible (shock of Poland) strings of made-up shite (WTF!).
This is the FAULT OF THE HOLLAND! I make up the history (gasp shock cadillac FTWBBQ!!!) to FIT MY IGNORANT PRECONCEPTIONS, ESCHEWING TEH ACTUAL FACTS.
Jagshemash!
f*ck off until you learn type semi-legible posts. We'd forgive your spelling if you at least attempted to type legible posts of actual prose. But your ridiculous use of caps-lock and parenthesis just compounds your error to the point of comedy.
When you can actually type sensible posts; then we'll start dealing with your bizzare deluge of made-up history. Go actually read what happened instead of just making up the best possible anti-American fiction; I know it's safe and cosy to imagine that the USA is a 'great satan'. But you're just deluding yourself about the horrific crimes perpetrated by your own nation.
Alternatively, go make sexytime, I think you need it.
Jagshemash friend.