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Postby unriggable on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:21 pm

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where do u think she may want it :?: :?


Belly Button.
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:27 pm

sorry, but i am absolutely pissing myself laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love the Norseism..."possbly up the ass".
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:35 pm

suggs wrote:sorry, but i am absolutely pissing myself laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love the Norseism..."possbly up the ass".
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I'm glad that you're laughing, like I was when writing it.... :D

Nothing like british humour eh?
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops: OMG norse......I will get you back for that one! :P :wink:
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:51 pm

clapper011 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops: OMG norse......I will get you back for that one! :P :wink:


Ooooh please do...take me roughly please :P
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:52 pm

Norse is my hero
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:57 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Norse is my hero


Hehe, get them cigars in man!
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:10 pm

If anybody else would like to fill this page with new pics of Bianca Beauchamp (which my googling powers are failing to find atm) then you would be my hero.


(Bollocks. I just noticed that she's a redhead... I acknowledge that I have a problem. Don't let that stop you finding pics though...)
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:42 pm

For the legend that is the Mustard...
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:51 pm

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how bout more of her :lol:


wow suggs, i got to hand it to you, awesome pics, you maybe surpassing jim or close, wow, just wow :shock:
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:03 pm

Heidi it is, then. I'm not convinced-you could probably hold her breasts in one hand but hey ho :)

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Postby Blitzaholic on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:09 pm

goodnes, I dont know how you find all these good ones so fast :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:53 pm

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Sorry, I am not very fond of her midsection or the squareness of her hips...that is just my preference. I do like the tribute above this one though, the cute cherry red and bubble gum! Wowsie wow wowzers! :shock:
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:22 pm

ignotus wrote:How about this?
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how bout other pics of her suggs?
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Postby DaGip on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:21 am

I am thinking that if I were to choose someone based on their celebrity, class, and beauty...I think I would have to choose Angelina Jolie. I thought about that real hard, but the more I watch how she carries herself in front of the cameras and the things she is trying to do on a global level, I am thinking Angelina is going to get my number one vote, and then Kate Hepburn...

Angelina's eyes slay me...her sultry aire numbs my soul, not to mention her perfect role in Tomb Raider!

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Postby DaGip on Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:40 am

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This is CG art...but it is pretty hot! Kind of cool I thought, had to post it.
Can we post CG girls, comic hotties, or cartoons? Just curious :lol:
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:50 am

Are we still logging "pleasure induced incidents"?

If so, I have a confession..
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:19 am

Good call. I think I'm about to go take a quick trip to the 'confessional booth' too...
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:24 am

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and her :wink:

I need to go confess my self mustard :lol:
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:47 pm

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Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:49 pm

Did that gal fart out feathers or fluff?? Anyone else see that white stuff? :lol: :lol: ROFL
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:59 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Anyone else see that white stuff? :lol: :lol: ROFL



ummmmmm, I think that it may be "pleasure" that was released or fell :lol:
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:53 pm

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juventino's hunny


dont tell robinette :lol:
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Postby suggs on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:05 pm

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And the most beautiful woman in the world...
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:45 pm

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post ass pics of her...i dont feel like getting caught looking at porn.
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