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Postby sportsdd2 on Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:47 pm

i ROCK at the WII :P
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:46 am

LOL


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Postby johnnyrotten on Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:58 pm

Teh bumpage.
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Postby Econ2000 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:04 pm

lol
Rap music is being listened to by 97% of teenagers, if you're one of the 3% of teenagers that actually listen to real music, then put this in your signature.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:09 pm

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.

What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
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Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:18 pm

im tired....went bowling, skating, played hockey, hw, and other stufff. i feal like passing out
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Postby qeee1 on Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:50 pm

Don't pass out or I'll feel you up.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:46 pm

how tempting...


I had classes all day starting at 9am, and I just got done at 7:30pm. I'm exhausted.
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Postby dcowboys055 on Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:49 pm

boo hoo do you have any other problems for us to hear?
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Postby qeee1 on Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:01 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:how tempting...


yep... When your eyes close, that's when I come...


Also DC behave, that's why nobody ever visits here twice.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby dcowboys055 on Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:04 pm

including me. ive posted in here maybe 7 times.
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Postby morph on Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:04 pm

ive posted here maybe 5 times.. wasnt this thread off of the first page for a bit!?!?
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Postby Lt.Mustard on Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:12 pm

i saw that star wars thing up there in a really old mad magazine. well not that old. but kinda old
Okay, lecture's over - time for some Feedback!
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Postby sportsdd2 on Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:18 pm

sounds old to me :P

and qee i actually did pass out, fell on the floor and hit my head. then had a killer head ache when i woke up (about 20 minutes later). ](*,) something like that :P
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:36 am

Get an aspirin
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Postby qeee1 on Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:16 pm

Jimmy-These protein shakes sure are delicious, what's the secret ingredient Mr Jefferson?
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby sportsdd2 on Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:29 pm

steriods
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:41 am

tasty!
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Postby qeee1 on Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:53 am

1wordpost
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby neysa on Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:35 pm

what were we talking about?
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:31 am

steroids in ice-cream I think.
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:35 am

whathappenedtoonewordposts?
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:18 am

Yeah, what happened to them?
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Postby max is gr8 on Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:30 pm

Nothing
‹max is gr8› so you're a tee-total healthy-eating sex-addict?
‹New_rules› Everyone has some bad habits
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:04 pm

oh
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