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Postby static_ice on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:12 am

Dariune wrote:i prefer more subtle chat up likes like

F**k me if im wrong but i believe you wanna kiss me

(Disclaimer, to the lads: dont blame me if using that chat up line causes you to be slapped)


the real pick up line is when you switch the two verbs in that sentence
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Postby TLSage on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:24 am

Just thought that i would add a message for no apparent reason!

Why not be rebeliious!
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Postby static_ice on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:25 am

TLSage wrote:Just thought that i would add a message for no apparent reason!

Why not be rebeliious!
Lol


thats not rebellious, thats conformity in this thread
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:39 am

areyouincahoots wrote:
Hoff wrote:cahoots!!!


Hoff!! Where have you been all my life? No, really...I've missed you!

reverend_kyle wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:& wuts that spell out AKHIK? Looks like he could use some target practice :lol:


Akhil...he's from India, so his name's different. I think he did a great job.


If thats what you have to do to impress you, you are my kind of girl!


I'm easy to please. :wink:

Sammy gags wrote:Did it hurt Cahoots?


what?



I'm off to Arkansas,


and he's going to say when you fell from heaven.


ah...

Come on over. We aim to please here in the Natural State. :D


if I get there and find out you were just takin the piss i'm gonna be all on tilt.
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Postby qeee1 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:52 am

Best chat up-

Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Postby max is gr8 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:09 am

:lol:

I can understand why you have to go to court because of rape
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Postby static_ice on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:46 pm

who raped who?
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Postby Sammy gags on Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:55 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:Did it hurt Cahoots?


what?

When you fell from heaven
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Postby areyouincahoots on Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:12 pm

Sammy gags wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:Did it hurt Cahoots?

what?

When you fell from heaven

lol...haven't heard that one in awhile.
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Postby Sammy gags on Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:14 pm

You should be getting it all the time
...good call rev :lol:
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Postby qeee1 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:06 pm

*getting it all the time*
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:16 pm

thats not rebellious, thats conformity in this thread


How exactly do you rebel against the norm in this thread, static_ice?
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Postby wcaclimbing on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:24 pm

LOL. The kids that live across the street from me are:

1. Going inside a trash can.
2. putting th e can on top of 2 skateboards.
3. Pushing the can (with one of them inside) down the driveway (which is a very steep hill)
4. The can crashes at the bottom.
5. they go back up and do it again.
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Postby Sammy gags on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:24 pm

your avatar just winked at me cahoots
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Postby Cynthia on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:28 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:LOL. The kids that live across the street from me are:

1. Going inside a trash can.
2. putting th e can on top of 2 skateboards.
3. Pushing the can (with one of them inside) down the driveway (which is a very steep hill)
4. The can crashes at the bottom.
5. they go back up and do it again.


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Postby wcaclimbing on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:33 pm

LOL. they just pushed the can wrong (with one of them in it, and another riding on top) and it ran over a bush and the two kids crashed out onto the cement and got all scratched up :roll: .

and now they are going back to do it again :!:
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Postby Cynthia on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:35 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:LOL. they just pushed the can wrong (with one of them in it, and another riding on top) and it ran over a bush and the two kids crashed out onto the cement and got all scratched up :roll: .

and now they are going back to do it again :!:


LMAO that's f*cking hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:42 pm

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Postby qeee1 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:22 pm

Ah trash can racing. We've all been there. Well I never had a skateboard, but we did have wheely bin races...
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Postby sportsdd2 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:45 pm

wind sailing races is fun also
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Postby qeee1 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:48 pm

What's that?
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Postby strike wolf on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:46 pm

A race.
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:13 am

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOU FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!
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Postby max is gr8 on Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:21 am

LOL

that reminded be of the nutty professor 2 :lol:
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:02 pm

The once was a young lady from venus/whose body was shaped like a…
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