Conquer Club

the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.
Post a reply

Postby Syzygy on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:12 pm

We went on the ship named Venus.
My word, you should have seen us.
The crew - they were a dirty lot,
they didn't car for trifles.
They hung their balls on dirty hooks,
and shot them with their rifles!
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Syzygy
 
Posts: 3382
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:07 pm
Location: My Acre of Africa
Top

Postby Syzygy on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:15 pm

The captain's name was Clopper.
My word, had he a whopper!
Twice around the deck,
once around his neck
and up his bum as a stopper!
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Syzygy
 
Posts: 3382
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:07 pm
Location: My Acre of Africa
Top

Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:46 pm

I liked to be pegged, is that wierd?
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
Top

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:59 pm

Only if you've got square holes. :-\


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24935
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:26 pm

...Yes we have no banana's
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
Top

Postby sportsdd2 on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:10 pm

qeee1 wrote:What's that?


it depends on which kind...you could do wind sail racing on windsail (boat things)

or you could take a louge board and tie a sail to it then on windy days take a hilly (but most ly down slope) road and race. very fun but very painful it u fall
907 sportsdd2 1401 191 Image 10-0 United States 2/5/07
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class sportsdd2
 
Posts: 1266
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:51 pm
Location: WI
Top

Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:27 pm

I got a thing for hot aliens babes.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
Top

Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:54 pm

Rip. Slip. Douche aahhhhh
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
Top

Postby sportsdd2 on Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:09 pm

well Rev lets see if i prove u wrong tonight..
907 sportsdd2 1401 191 Image 10-0 United States 2/5/07
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class sportsdd2
 
Posts: 1266
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:51 pm
Location: WI
Top

Postby hecter on Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:18 pm

What is your name?
Hecter.
What is your quest?
To find the holy grail.
What is your favourite colour?
Blue…No red AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
Top

Postby Russianfire8371 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:23 am

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU
Corporal Russianfire8371
 
Posts: 847
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:47 pm
Top

Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:45 am

Rev im not going to say i told you so...but i will say Damn that was fun
907 sportsdd2 1401 191 Image 10-0 United States 2/5/07
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class sportsdd2
 
Posts: 1266
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:51 pm
Location: WI
Top

Postby Skittles! on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:40 am

When will this thread die?

And I know with me posting in this thread will not make it die, I'm just asking.
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am
Top

Postby dcowboys055 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:43 am

never
User avatar
Captain dcowboys055
 
Posts: 2341
Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:32 pm
Location: Milwaukee
Top

Postby Syzygy on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:44 am

When mods decide it is hogging too much space and kill it.

Only for someone to start a new one.
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Syzygy
 
Posts: 3382
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:07 pm
Location: My Acre of Africa
Top

Postby Skittles! on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:44 am

But but but, can't another thread just be the longest one WITH a point?
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am
Top

Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:19 am

I made out with a chick at the mall while I was carrying her.. my friend said it looked like a movie moment? Agree disagree?
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club
Top

Postby Skittles! on Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:20 am

I disagree. Soppy movies like that bore me.
User avatar
Private Skittles!
 
Posts: 14575
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:18 am
Top

Postby insertnamehere on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:37 am

itd only be a movie moment if you had no shhirt on showing of your abs , and she said "oh kyle, hold me"
list of people who i hate , any deadbeats . and lord buckback.
User avatar
Private 1st Class insertnamehere
 
Posts: 99
Joined: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:56 pm
Location: Stoke Holy Cross, east anglia , UK
Top

Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:41 am

insertnamehere wrote:itd only be a movie moment if you had no shhirt on showing of your abs , and she said "oh kyle, hold me"


I'll keep that in mind next time.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club
Top

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:35 pm

Definitely...this was two thirds down the page....

**Smacks everyone with a trout to get other posters in gear**


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24935
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Postby shultz on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:40 pm

post 921
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class shultz
 
Posts: 179
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:37 pm
Location: I cant recall
Top

Postby hecter on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:06 pm

You must get me a shurbery. NI NI NI
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
Top

Postby qeee1 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:50 pm

Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
User avatar
Colonel qeee1
 
Posts: 2904
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:43 pm
Location: Ireland
Top

Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:53 pm

I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:
User avatar
Major Kid_A
 
Posts: 1083
Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:40 pm
Location: San Francisco
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Powered by phpBB