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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:46 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:50 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:47 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby tkr4lf on Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:51 am

Phatscotty wrote:Image

This is the opposite of a demotivational poster. Dammit Scotty.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:22 am

tkr4lf wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

This is the opposite of a demotivational poster. Dammit Scotty.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE


It looks like one tho
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:11 pm

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Reminds me of something. It's at the end of this video; you can skip to about 5:25.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6PzSJHR5OQ
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jimboston on Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:27 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:Image


The image MUST be a photoshop.

I can't image even a state or city employee even being that lazy!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Johnny Rockets on Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:44 pm

I agree.

Too lazy to swerve, they would just paint over the tree.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:51 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby IcePack on Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:59 pm

jimboston wrote:
neanderpaul14 wrote:Image


The image MUST be a photoshop.

I can't image even a state or city employee even being that lazy!


It's not. As a worker in the general field, I see this type of thing all to commonly (and get emailed many lovely shining examples of this on a near weekly basis).

God bless america
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:13 pm

IcePack wrote:
jimboston wrote:
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The image MUST be a photoshop.

I can't image even a state or city employee even being that lazy!


It's not. As a worker in the general field, I see this type of thing all to commonly (and get emailed many lovely shining examples of this on a near weekly basis).

God bless america


Yeah I'm lazy enough to do that and I don't work for the government.

Johnny Rockets wrote:I agree.

Too lazy to swerve, they would just paint over the tree.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:28 pm

Or lose ice cubes.....which really sucks.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby strike wolf on Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:39 pm

jimboston wrote:
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The image MUST be a photoshop.

I can't image even a state or city employee even being that lazy!


It was probably a federal worker.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:29 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:15 am

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:shock: Ummmm...

Do your own laundry next time?

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:22 am

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I was married before.
The evidence wasn't quite so blatant, nor the crime quite so great...but I implore you all to take note of the moral of the story.
Don't leave incriminating evidence in your pocket if someone else does the laundry.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:36 am

Alleyoop?

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:53 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Symmetry on Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:52 pm

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Gay panic joke. Yay!
It disquiets me, oh no!
This is a haiku
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:22 pm

Symmetry wrote:
neanderpaul14 wrote:Image


Gay panic joke. Yay!
It disquiets me, oh no!
This is a haiku

Gay panic joke? They're defending the marijuana plant in the background. You know, because Canucks love weed? It would be funnier if the soldiers didn't appear Pakistani.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:50 pm

Symmetry wrote:
neanderpaul14 wrote:Image


Gay panic joke. Yay!
It disquiets me, oh no!
This is a haiku


>lol
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