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Postby unriggable on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:14 pm

I wonder if Jesus had guns (1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:34 pm

Then we'd have more respect for nuns [2]
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Postby The1exile on Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:32 am

A shot and a prayer, (3)

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:34 am

And Gods cold stare (4)
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Postby Dariune on Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:12 am

meant the devil would always get the runs (5)

A game called CC was once made (1)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:27 am

"Take your turn quickly," we bade (2)
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Then someone didnt (3)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:40 pm

Mylittlepuddykat wrote:Then someone didnt (3)


That line sucks... What can logically rhyme with didn't?


Then Jamie came by (3)
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Postby The1exile on Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:23 pm

We all shouted "die!",
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:28 pm

And after he left we could play (5)



I took a piss into the wind (1)
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:20 pm

sorry i'm learning
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:25 pm

'cos Caleb told me I'd sinned [2]
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Postby The1exile on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:14 pm

I replied "Bugger that!", (3)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:16 pm

And I called him a twat [4]
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Postby Colaalone on Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:29 pm

and took all his cash to spend. [5]

I once stabbed Jamie in the face, [1]
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Postby unriggable on Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:37 pm

Because he had strange thoughts about race
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:50 pm

I once stabbed Jamie in the face, [1]
Because he had strange thoughts about race

And when Kayla stepped in, [3]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:07 pm

I hit her eye with a pen (4)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:12 pm

And sprayed her face with mace. [5]



We offer a prayer to the Lord, [1]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:13 pm

To hit Jamie with a board (2)
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:53 am

Though this is a flame, (3)
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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:58 am

Its Jamie we blame (4)
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:01 am

'Cos the freaks will shortly be gored. (5)

There once was a clan for Freaks, (1)
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Postby Titanic on Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:31 am

And you'll laugh so much when one of them speaks [2]
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:32 am

Thier retarded posts, (3)
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