Fantasy Baseball 2015.

[nietzsche]

it's over

I cannot overcome a 100 point deficit with my team playing like they are.

I've got like 3 points total from my batters today.

And deGrom with negatives.

My players went from scorching hot to ice cold the day the playoffs started.

[Dukasaur]

I'm going to be seasick.

[nietzsche]

here I go, all or nothing the last day of semifinals!

[nietzsche]

AND NIETZSCHE RECOVERS AND WINS THE SEMIFINAL!!!







Being down 150 points at one point, and about 130 points with 3 days to go, nietzsche masterfully plans the Sunday and goes with 8 starters!! YES 8 STARTERS, cry me a river tzor!!! 31 total starters!!



See you at the final tzor! I don't care if you have Kershaw, Price, Sale, Tanaka, Liriano, you're going down.

[nietzsche]

Since I'm not going to be here in two weeks:





AND NIETZSCHE IS ONCE AGAIN THE CC FANTASY BASEBALL CHAMPION!!





What an awesome fantasy baseball player I am.

[tzor]

Anyone want to bet that Obi Wan Nietzsche is going to fold like the hollow suit that he is?

[tzor]

UPDATE: AS OF TODAY THE SCORE IS TIED.

The bases are loaded ...


It could only mean one thing.

We're at the bottom of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

[subtleknifewield]

UPDATE: AS OF TODAY THE SCORE IS TIED.

The bases are loaded ...


It could only mean one thing.

We're at the bottom of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

Hardy har har

[tzor]

Today nietzsche's mustache has a 2 point lead. (191, 189) He's only leading by a whisker.

You can tell he's getting desperate - he dropped his catcher. You want to know what happens when you drop your catcher in real life? The umpire, after getting hit with two pitches from the pitcher and no one to catch the ball, punches out the manager. (Then kicks him in the groin for spite.)

[subtleknifewield]

Yeah, I imagine so many hits like that would piss me off too XD

[Serbia]

I'm in the final of my league too. I'm already guaranteed a $150 payout, but if I win (and I'm currently up 8-0-2) then it's a $400 payout. (I've already won my $50 buy-in back for having the best regular season record - $100 goes to 2nd, $350 to 1st after the playoffs)

Bollocks in 2015.

[tzor]

Today I am up by 40 points!
A special thank you to Mike Moustakas, who got me 17 points yesterday. Mooooooooooooooooooooooose!
Pitching mentions to
Clayton Kershaw, 18 points
Chris Sale, who lost to the Yankees but got me 10 points (you know sometimes I have to take one for the greater team).
Chad Bettis, who got me 11 points

[nietzsche]

It's a massacre!!

Stop it!! There are kids watching!!


After week 1:

tzor: 398
nietzsche : 623

One week left to go.

[tzor]

Don't you know you aren't supposed to be traveling warp speed over the weekend?

Well, time to turn on TRANSWARP

[tzor]

Don't you know you aren't supposed to be traveling warp speed over the weekend?

Well, time to turn on TRANSWARP

(And for the record, the only reason he can do this is he is deliberately kicking people off his roster just to have a non stop stream of starting pitchers playing that day. You should see his complete box score ...)

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[Serbia]

He's playing the game within the rules. You gotta do everything you can to win.

Bollocks in 2015.

[nietzsche]

Don't you know you aren't supposed to be traveling warp speed over the weekend?

Well, time to turn on TRANSWARP

(And for the record, the only reason he can do this is he is deliberately kicking people off his roster just to have a non stop stream of starting pitchers playing that day. You should see his complete box score ...)

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Lol, when you posted that we both had 14 starts.

[riskllama]

get the f*ck off this site, Nietzsche.

[nietzsche]

Ok, I'm champion again.




nietzsche 1067
tzor 766


This was just too easy. You should be ashamed that a Mexican knows more about MLB than you.

BTW, check out this two draft picks, back in April: Jake Arrieta and Dallas Keuchel. Most likely the two Cy Young winners.

[nietzsche]

Just to make it sting a little more:

My Keuchel ELIMINATED tzor's Yankees!!

[nietzsche]

I didn't read the thread but I'm pretty sure i won that year.


I won EVERY YEAR.