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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:27 pm

Army of GOD wrote:"Does everything your wife won't."

I'm pretty sure the mistress won't let me shit on her face and then stab her and then insert my penis in the stab wound.

Pay enough money.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:31 pm

Lootifer wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:"Does everything your wife won't."

I'm pretty sure the mistress won't let me shit on her face and then stab her and then insert my penis in the stab wound.

Pay enough money.


Do you think they have that button the register or they have to put the price in manually?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Evil Semp on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:"Does everything your wife won't."

I'm pretty sure the mistress won't let me shit on her face and then stab her and then insert my penis in the stab wound.

Pay enough money.


Do you think they have that button the register or they have to put the price in manually?


If it prints on the receipt it is already in the register.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:16 pm

And if it doesn't print on the receipt, it isn't in the register.

Isn't pointing out the obvious fun??
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:And if it doesn't print on the receipt, it isn't in the register.

Isn't pointing out the obvious fun??


I don't get it.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:27 pm

Welcome to the club
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:27 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:And if it doesn't print on the receipt, it isn't in the register.

Isn't pointing out the obvious fun??


I don't get it.


In before :(
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:28 pm

f*ck colons
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:36 pm

f*ck columns


They're too narrow, and long, and shit.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:40 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:f*ck columns


They're too narrow, and long, and shit.


=(
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:19 pm

Obvious:y
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ViperOverLord on Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:54 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:53 pm

Doing it wrong...
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
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may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:05 pm

God dammit who invited phatscotty into the thread?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:23 pm

Didn't we already tell the idjit politicos to take their bullshit elsewhere? This thread is for funny.

Oh yeah, they don't understand humour.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby isaiah40 on Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:33 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby tdans on Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:13 pm

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+1 :lol: :lol: =D> :lol: :lol:
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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby isaiah40 on Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:00 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:25 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:15 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:15 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Image


Best one yet BBS.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:48 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby clapper011 on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:00 pm

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