the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Genghis Khant]

I bust C5 a couple of years ago. And I teach w/chair skills to spinal injuries.


Are they assistive push wheels?


And I did steal it... from a lippy spina biff.

[max is gr8]

My secrets are out I don't even use real wheels

Do you find it annoying how people always stare if you do heres a solution

Stare back until they look away or blink, then loudly announce: "I win again! Champion of the staring contests!"
2


Nudge somebody nearby, whisper "Is that person staring at me?" and point surreptitiously. Repeat until target is throrougly discomforted, just as you usually are when people point and whisper and stare.
3


Say "I know! Isn't it fa-bulous?" and toss your hair, smooth your shirt, or modestly admire your manicure. "I know that people can't help staring at my marvellous wardrobe / hair colour / cell phone. It's a good thing I don't mind attention."
4


Flutter your eyelashes, giggle, and say "Do you fancy me, then?" in a carrying voice. "You're staring so much, I think you must be in love. Tee hee."
5


"Keep staring. I might do a trick."
6


(Especially after no.5. above.) Fake a seizure, sudden pain, or death rattle, followed by yelling "Ha! Fooled you!"
7


Ask them if they've found Jesus in their lives.
8


Make disgusting faces until they look away. If called on your rudeness, apologise and explain that your doctor's prescribed these therapeutic face exercises, and offer to demonstrate.
9


Attempt to engage them in friendly, normal conversation about the weather. If this doesn't work, start to drool mid-sentence.
10


Ask them if they can spare some change.



Kindly stolen from ouch

[Genghis Khant]

You forgot one. Shout "Wheelchair skittles" and head for them as fast as you can.

It doesn't really bother me. I find it's only ever little children who stare, and they're just unaccustomed to seeing lazy grown ups in 'pushchairs'.

[Vincent M]

I have a v8 G5 it gets 15 miles to the gallon ( on a good day)

[max is gr8]

qft

But in manchester theres probably more people starting at me than actually shopping ROFL

[qeee1]

30 pages without a qeee post, what is the world coming to?

Here's the highlights for those who stopped reading when I stopped posting.

*hugs hecter and stabs him* *runs away*

Put ya out of your misery

*In my last breathe I say*Cynthia, do me…

This thread makes me want to kill jews.

*walks into the room*
*sees midget being teased about hat*
*walks out of the room*

Silly small people

*Lets down max's tyres and runs off laughing*

Anyway guess I better be off again, but just to show I'm still hip and down with all this longest threadiness,

*hits on cynthia*

[Warrior987]

someone should quote everyone that posted on this thread

[Vincent M]

13 too goooo

Shit im getting exited

[qeee1]

*shits himself with excitement*

[Vincent M]

*walks in*

f*ck there is shit all over the walls

*Grabs Swifter(product placement)*

This will do the Job

[qeee1]

Wow, good thing you had swifter.

[johnnyrotten]

*shits himself with excitement*

What have I told you before... *points qeee to the garden*

[Vincent M]

*shits himself with excitement*

What have I told you before... *points qeee to the garden*

[qeee1]

*shits himself with excitement*

What have I told you before... *points qeee to the garden*

*puts head under paws*

Not my fault you make me wear these pants...

[johnnyrotten]

*shits himself with excitement*

What have I told you before... *points qeee to the garden*

*puts head under paws*

Not my fault you make me wear these pants...

It is; otherwise it goes everywhere!

Then again, that would be better than dealing with your ass rash all the time...

[qeee1]

Then again, that would be better than dealing with your ass rash all the time...

We both know I got that rash from what you did.

Anyway if you think condoms are inconvenient try ghonnerea

[johnnyrotten]

Then again, that would be better than dealing with your ass rash all the time...

We both know I got that rash from what you did.

Anyway if you think condoms are inconvenient try ghonnerea

You bloody well know it was only because I couldn't find a big enough size...

[max is gr8]

Hem back onto the most important subject Wheelchairs

[johnnyrotten]

Hem back onto the most important subject Wheelchairs

Or not.

[qeee1]

Then again, that would be better than dealing with your ass rash all the time...

We both know I got that rash from what you did.

Anyway if you think condoms are inconvenient try ghonnerea

You bloody well know it was only because I couldn't find a big enough size...

Well next time you'll just have to wait till you do johnny... you have to respect my boundaries.

[max is gr8]

rofl what will be the first thing you do when you reach page 1000

[Cynthia]

Omg I need to get posting. My big plan is to be first on page 1000 with my post number 1000

[max is gr8]

I need to get my post count up to 10000 before page 10000

[johnnyrotten]

rofl what will be the first thing you do when you reach page 1000

It'll probably cleaning up qeee's shit.

[Cynthia]

I need to get my post count up to 10000 before page 10000