WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[XenHu]

You accepted Dancing Mustard?! Sweet Jesus XenHu!

No, I didn't.

Do you see him there?

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/groupc ... d92bc729e4

-X

No, but I do see jnd there…

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

[hecter]

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

Still as big of an asshole as ever, eh? Well, at least you're sober…

[XenHu]

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

Still as big of an asshole as ever, eh? Well, at least you're sober…

I'm always sober.

-X

[hecter]

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

Still as big of an asshole as ever, eh? Well, at least you're sober…

I'm always sober.

-X

I'm sure…

[XenHu]

So. How have you been?

-X

[Dancing Mustard]

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

Still as big of an asshole as ever, eh? Well, at least you're sober…

Dude, that's my clan leader you're talking trash to. Don't you know how big a badass he is. When he grows up he's going to kill all the paedophiles in the world with his pimp-cane. Just the minute that he's old enough to be allowed into bars he's gonna go bust up all the mafia joints in the world because he is a super cold-blooded murder machine with like no heart, who breathes in air then breathes out liquid badass. If it didn't stain his suit (which is so tight he can only breathe by killing children like a hardcore motherfucker) then it would be the sweetest thing ever. Seriously, XenHu is totally hardcore and well intellectual and like, talking smack to him is really bad, because as soon as he is old enough to get his allowance raised then he'll get a bus to your house and kill you in some totally badass way that's like fucking cold and sick, but autistic. Because he is.
Word.

[XenHu]

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

Still as big of an asshole as ever, eh? Well, at least you're sober…

Dude, that's my clan leader you're talking trash to. Don't you know how big a badass he is. When he grows up he's going to kill all the paedophiles in the world with his pimp-cane. Just the minute that he's old enough to be allowed into bars he's gonna go bust up all the mafia joints in the world because he is a super cold-blooded murder machine with like no heart, who breathes in air then breathes out liquid badass. If it didn't stain his suit (which is so tight he can only breathe by killing children like a hardcore motherfucker) then it would be the sweetest thing ever. Seriously, XenHu is totally hardcore and well intellectual and like, talking smack to him is really bad, because as soon as he is old enough to get his allowance raised then he'll get a bus to your house and kill you in some totally badass way that's like fucking cold and sick, but autistic. Because he is.
Word.

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

[unriggable]

You accepted Dancing Mustard?! Sweet Jesus XenHu!

He doesn't like quantity, but he sure likes quality. Much like a paedophiles, but less sinister.

Can I kill you?

[hecter]

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

Lets see… How long did you carry out that Fairylot shit?

[hecter]

Fucking bug!

[XenHu]

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

Lets see… How long did you carry out that Fairylot shit?

Touched a nerve did I?

I was just asking a simple question, that's all.

-X

[hecter]

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

Lets see… How long did you carry out that Fairylot shit?

Touched a nerve did I?

I was just asking a simple question, that's all.

-X

Well, I think you kept it up for at least 4 days, so DM, think you can go a week? No… The decisions totally up to him. I think he'll go for as long as he can pretend to be the baddest emo around…

[Dancing Mustard]

Very good. Your eyes still work.

-X

Still as big of an asshole as ever, eh? Well, at least you're sober…

Dude, that's my clan leader you're talking trash to. Don't you know how big a badass he is. When he grows up he's going to kill all the paedophiles in the world with his pimp-cane. Just the minute that he's old enough to be allowed into bars he's gonna go bust up all the mafia joints in the world because he is a super cold-blooded murder machine with like no heart, who breathes in air then breathes out liquid badass. If it didn't stain his suit (which is so tight he can only breathe by killing children like a hardcore motherfucker) then it would be the sweetest thing ever. Seriously, XenHu is totally hardcore and well intellectual and like, talking smack to him is really bad, because as soon as he is old enough to get his allowance raised then he'll get a bus to your house and kill you in some totally badass way that's like fucking cold and sick, but autistic. Because he is.
Word.

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

Hell yes, I am totally up for charades!!! FTW that's a great idea, no wonder you are the fucking kind of the Rogue State and usurper of children.

I guess that you're doing a movie. What actions are you making? Is it Jurassic Park?

[XenHu]

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

Lets see… How long did you carry out that Fairylot shit?

Touched a nerve did I?

I was just asking a simple question, that's all.

-X

Well, I think you kept it up for at least 4 days, so DM, think you can go a week? No… The decisions totally up to him. I think he'll go for as long as he can pretend to be the baddest emo around…

By all means, I hope he keeps going. It's fun to watch.

-X

[wicked]

yeah, but Xen won't go crying like a fucking retarded baby to Andy, will ya Xen? Lemme know who's giving ya trouble Xen, I'll take care of 'em. Like DM for instance, I'm sure I can single him out and ban him as an example. Why I'm sure that sig's waay to big.

[Dancing Mustard]

*sighs*

Would you be so kind as to tell me how long you will continue this charade?

-X

Lets see… How long did you carry out that Fairylot shit?

Touched a nerve did I?

I was just asking a simple question, that's all.

-X

You're touching nerves? Is is it a film about Doctors? Erm..... like I don't know. Is there a House film yet? How many syllables does it have?

Down with the government! I like really contrived death scenes because I think they make me look like a hardcore psycho. Which I totally am!!!!one!!!

[Dancing Mustard]

yeah, but Xen won't go crying like a fucking retarded baby to Andy, will ya Xen? Lemme know who's giving ya trouble Xen, I'll take care of 'em. Like DM for instance, I'm sure I can single him out and ban him as an example. Why I'm sure that sig's waay to big.

DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE PRESIDENT BITCH!!!! YOU ARE A GOVERNMENT DRONE AND I AM GOING TO COVER YOU IN PEPPER AND MOTOR OIL AND EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST BECAUSE THAT IS HOW WE ROLL IN THE ROGUE STATE. TRUST ME, I'M NOT JUST AN EMO!!!!! I DON'T EVEN NEED GLASSES TO READ WITH!!!!

-X

[wcaclimbing]

yeah, but Xen won't go crying like a fucking retarded baby to Andy, will ya Xen? Lemme know who's giving ya trouble Xen, I'll take care of 'em. Like DM for instance, I'm sure I can single him out and ban him as an example. Why I'm sure that sig's waay to big.

LOL DM.
didnt i just PM you about that about 5 seconds ago?

[wicked]

Don't ya mean Y, not X? or are you really female DM?

[Dancing Mustard]

yeah, but Xen won't go crying like a fucking retarded baby to Andy, will ya Xen? Lemme know who's giving ya trouble Xen, I'll take care of 'em. Like DM for instance, I'm sure I can single him out and ban him as an example. Why I'm sure that sig's waay to big.

LOL DM.
didnt i just PM you about that about 5 seconds ago?

It appears you are a spy for the mods.

This has been noted.

-X (Trust me, I'm bad. I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world. Wait till I get out of this latex gimp suit, then I'll show you good)

[hecter]

By all means, I hope he keeps going. It's fun to watch.

-X

I'd have to agree. It's quite funny.

[Dancing Mustard]

Don't ya mean Y, not X? or are you really female DM?

Are you going to discriminate against me because of that too? If you don't stop this malarky then I am so going to tell on you so hard that it will hurt when I ejaculate.

[XenHu]

Very good DM! Please, keeping going.

-X

[wicked]

yep, I'm discriminating. gotta make an example outta you. and you seem to have more of a spine than that wimpy wussalot who goes crying to andy.

[Dancing Mustard]

:lol:

Very good DM! Please, keeping going.

-X

I thought you were the one who was giving the clues for this game of charades?

Ok fine, I guess I have to do everything myself these days. I'm holding one hand out in front of me on its side, and spinning the other one around to the right of it, almost like I'm winding in a fishing line.
What do you guess?