Secrets thread

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:28 pm

One time, a few years ago, my mom was going shopping or something or other and I was going to call her cell phone to see if she could get something for me. As I called, her cell phone rings on the kitchen table. Me, not having common sense, picked up the cell phone: "Hello...hello? Is anyone there?". I call her cell phone again, and pick it up again "STOP CALLING!!"

It took me until my mom to come home to realize that I was answering and calling her phone myself.

by **natty dread** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:30 pm

I darnk aclohol otday.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:56 pm

I sleep with two teddy bears.

One, which I won at Hershey Park is named "Hersh McGursh".

The other one was named after my ex-girlfriend. I need a new name. =(

by **GabonX** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:57 pm

Hersh McGursh II

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:11 pm

THAT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE

I DIDN'T WIN HIM AT HERSHEY PARK

by **GabonX** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:13 pm

Heart Breaker?

by **notyou2** on Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:35 pm

Teddy McNoname

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:08 pm

I got three testicles.
Next question.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:23 pm

notyou2 wrote:Teddy McNoname

He's not Irish.

GabonX wrote:Heart Breaker?

No.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I got three testicles.
Next question.

Maybe...just maybe...

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:30 am

I have a hard time forgetting grudges.

Two examples:

1. In 6th grade (7 years ago), my friend's dad left me off the Little League Baseball all-star team because he thought I "fooled around" too much. I believe it was because my friend and I had a sports rivalry and he just wanted to sabotage me.

2. In 8th grade (5 years ago), in my Home and Careers class, I made an awesome blue and orange football with the letters "DEN" on it (DERP, DENVER BRONCOS) which I actually still sleep with. This kid had this wonderful idea to be an idiot and throw it around, causing the few inches of hand-sewn stitches to rip, which makes it so that the stuffing wants to pop-out. I still hate him to this day for it.

by **PLAYER57832** on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:40 pm

[quote="Army of GOD"] (7 years ago), (5 years ago), ...
grudges are something only the young can afford.
... and yet, we all seem to pay for such mistakes later.

by **notyou2** on Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:43 pm

I sold all my grudges to some guy that was full of hate so he would have places to put his hate.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:34 pm

I haven't met a single person on my MSN chat thing, and only like 3 of them are from the United States.

by **The Bison King** on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:44 pm

I thought Titan AE was a good movie.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:51 pm

I once wasted money on my car insurance by switching to Guyco

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:02 am

The Bison King wrote:I thought Titan AE was a good movie.

If this opinion was arrived at after watching the whole thing, seek therapy.

(my secret) I read Edgar Rice Burroughs.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:13 am

There are actually 12 people in Wyoming. The other 11 are tied up in my basement as my lifelong prisoners.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:49 am

I legitimately become sad if I have a good conversation with someone on Omegle.com and then they suddenly disconnect and/or refuse to add me on Facebook/MSN.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:28 pm

Back in High School, after a sporting event has finished and when the two teams line up to high five each other and we're supposed to say "good game", I would either:

1. Make a fist, his their open palm and say "turkey!"
2. Say "Go f*ck yourself" instead (under my breath, of course).

by **notyou2** on Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:46 pm

My friend and I were skiing and every time we went to the lift we would say "thank you" to the attendant that lined the chair up behind us. He never ever responded, so after awhile we would say "f*ck you".

He still never responded.

Was that rude of us?