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Postby pyro55 on Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:34 am

is good with toast [4]
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Postby Titanic on Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:29 am

if left in the sun for seven weeks [5]

I once had a gun [1]
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:57 am

It was a magnum, point 41, (2)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:04 am

I loaded it well. (3)
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Postby XenHu on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:06 am

And went straight to hell(4)...


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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:26 am

Where I found it was actually quite fun. (5)

There once ws a man who was dutch, (1)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:28 am

Who claimed he could heal with his touch. (2)
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Postby geegel on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:31 am

And often he wondered: the pot or the booze? [3]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:33 am

Sitting round high whilst healing a bruise (4)
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Postby geegel on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:42 am

He cured many bottles, some joints and his crotch [5]

When townies gather to lynch mobsters [1]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:45 am

geegel wrote:He cured many bottles, some joints and his crotch [5]

When townies gather to lynch mobsters [1]


Crotch rhymes with TOUCH?!?!?! Where the hell are you from? :)

And what rhymes with mobsters??? Don't make this difficult. Good lord, man.
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:45 am

And they pay no heed to the pastors, [2]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:50 am

...and there's too many syllables in this line,
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:52 am

Let's just start a new one... And this time don't TRY to make it difficult.
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Postby geegel on Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:03 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Let's just start a new one... And this time don't TRY to make it difficult.


Well... you start it than
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:06 am

I heard a ring from my telephone (1)
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Postby Titanic on Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:18 pm

I was wanking all alone [2]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:23 pm

When I answered the call [3]
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Postby Titanic on Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:36 pm

It was from my bf Paul [4]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:11 pm

Who helped me relax my bone (5)



I once had a friend on the hill (1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:14 pm

I once had a friend on the hill (1)
She said she was on the pill [2]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:20 pm

We lay down in the grass (3)
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:23 pm

Put my hand on her arse, (4)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:27 pm

And I'm inside her still (5)


I once knew a sick f*ck (1)
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Postby XenHu on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:29 pm

His features resembled a duck's(2)...



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