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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:34 pm

August the 3rd.
I have my fingers in many pies at the moment, so can`t give it my full attention.
Genial George phoned me up just now, apparently a bloke is slagging me off in a pub in West London.
I told George to send Kneecap Chris to sort him out.
Genial George will be phoning me with the news soon...
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:35 pm

lovely...i have a few more days to piss you off as much as possible...
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:38 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:August the 3rd.
I have my fingers in many pies at the moment, so can`t give it my full attention.
Genial George phoned me up just now, apparently a bloke is slagging me off in a pub in West London.
I told George to send Kneecap Chris to sort him out.
Genial George will be phoning me with the news soon...
Them would be cow pies, right?
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:40 pm

s.xkitten wrote:lovely...i have a few more days to piss you off as much as possible...


We`ll see about that.
I have files on you now, thick files.
You wouldn`t want to wake up one night and see a 50 year old muscled Goon peering at you through your bedroom window would you?
He may well be waving a baseball bat about, holding up a sign saying "s.xkitten is a Grassing Slag--From Joe Beevers"...
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Postby The1exile on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:42 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:lovely...i have a few more days to piss you off as much as possible...


We`ll see about that.
I have files on you now, thick files.
You wouldn`t want to wake up one night and see a 50 year old muscled Goon peering at you through your bedroom window would you?
He may well be waving a baseball bat about, holding up a sign saying "s.xkitten is a Grassing Slag--From Joe Beevers"...


Look mate. If you've actualy sent your goosn to cena-rules, either they were so patehtic they didn't put up enough of a challenge for him to feel able to brag about it, or they didn't show up.

Be the bigger man and accept that in fact, you have no goon, you are not joe beevers, you are just an idiot keeping up a farce no-one believes.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:43 pm

But what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:45 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:lovely...i have a few more days to piss you off as much as possible...


We`ll see about that.
I have files on you now, thick files.
You wouldn`t want to wake up one night and see a 50 year old muscled Goon peering at you through your bedroom window would you?
He may well be waving a baseball bat about, holding up a sign saying "s.xkitten is a Grassing Slag--From Joe Beevers"...


oh good...so you finally found out who you're messing with...

and if your 50 year old muscled goon peers through my window, he's gonna get his head blown off by my father... :roll:
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:47 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:lovely...i have a few more days to piss you off as much as possible...


We`ll see about that.
I have files on you now, thick files.
You wouldn`t want to wake up one night and see a 50 year old muscled Goon peering at you through your bedroom window would you?
He may well be waving a baseball bat about, holding up a sign saying "s.xkitten is a Grassing Slag--From Joe Beevers"...


oh good...so you finally found out who you're messing with...

and if your 50 year old muscled goon peers through my window, he's gonna get his head blown off by my father... :roll:
Send us pics ;)
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:57 pm

Imagine a real life version of this peeking through your window.
Be afraid, be very afraid...

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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:57 pm

Shadowstar wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:lovely...i have a few more days to piss you off as much as possible...


We`ll see about that.
I have files on you now, thick files.
You wouldn`t want to wake up one night and see a 50 year old muscled Goon peering at you through your bedroom window would you?
He may well be waving a baseball bat about, holding up a sign saying "s.xkitten is a Grassing Slag--From Joe Beevers"...


oh good...so you finally found out who you're messing with...

and if your 50 year old muscled goon peers through my window, he's gonna get his head blown off by my father... :roll:
Send us pics ;)


for sure, for sure...
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:58 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Imagine a real life version of this peeking through your window.
Be afraid, be very afraid...

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ooooh...i'm terrified... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:59 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Imagine a real life version of this peeking through your window.
Be afraid, be very afraid...

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OMG real-life DOLL peaking into my window! :lol:
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:02 pm

Actually, you put that figure into human form, it would be the double of Genial George.
Now you`re afraid...
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:04 pm

nope...not at all...i'll take him on any day
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:05 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Actually, you put that figure into human form, it would be the double of Genial George.
Now you`re afraid...

OMG GIANT REALISTIC DOLL at window! :lol::lol:
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:11 pm

No, a 7 foot tall, 300 pounds muscled machine called Genial George.
With shaved head, business suit, and wears sunglasses day or night...
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:14 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:No, a 7 foot tall, 300 pounds muscled machine called Genial George.
With shaved head, business suit, and wears sunglasses day or night...


He means: A 3.5 Foot tall, 400 pound no-muscle man, with no Genials.
WIth a bald head, from age, no clothes, and needs glasses from seeing, JOe Beever's ugliness.
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:16 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:No, a 7 foot tall, 300 pounds muscled machine called Genial George.
With shaved head, business suit, and wears sunglasses day or night...
He must be blind, to be always wearing sunglasses.

Oh, did you mean MY window? My BEDROOM window?? :lol:

I sure hope Genial George can FLY! :D
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:23 pm

Your bedroom window and s.xkittens.
Don`t worry, Genial George always has a ladder tied to the roof of his Jag...
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:26 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Your bedroom window and s.xkittens.
Don`t worry, Genial George always has a ladder tied to the roof of his Jag...
Oh, I think he'll need more than just a ladder. :lol:
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Postby MR. Nate on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:55 pm

See, Whenever I look at george, he looks more like this.

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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:00 pm

MR. Nate wrote:See, Whenever I look at george, he looks more like this.

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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:04 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Your bedroom window and s.xkittens.
Don`t worry, Genial George always has a ladder tied to the roof of his Jag...


good luck even getting to my window... :wink:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:51 am

I suspect he'd have to fight his way past a queue of other Romeo's waiting their turn...

Tell me JimBeefy, where did you meet this Genital Greg fellow? Is he also member of the Alliteration Appreciation Association?
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Postby She Wolf on Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:51 am

hope you got lots & lots of frequent flyer miles. :lol:

THE BRITISH ARE COMING ! THE BRITISH ARE COMING. :lol: :lol: :lol:

when you come to my house you can meet my cousin 6 finger Charlie & his brother Fat Tony. :shock:

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