Americans

by **reminisco** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:19 pm

tzor wrote:Just when we start flaming a Brit, people start complaining.

Actually I never like it when non-Americans flame Americans. I mean what do they know about Americans? Do they have to drive the roads with them every day like I do? Why take this morning. I was going down this road, after just comming to a four way stop light, at the legal speed limit (30 MPH) when this Bastard of an American speeds right into me, passes even though there is a double yellow line and zooms down the hill at 55 MPH.

I bet he hasn't paid his taxes yet either. YOU GOT UNTIL MIDNIGHT YOU DAMN BASTARD!

it's situations like that when i honestly wish i had a directionally controlled EMP burst cannon affixed to the front of my car. or at least nuclear land torpedoes.

but the EMP would be so much better. cause the guy's car would just fizzle out and stop. he'd be fine, but (HAHA) he'll be stuck and have no idea what went wrong. and his cell phone would be useless for calling AAA.

by **autoload** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:26 pm

bryguy wrote:im thinking of reporting this board to the mods
its basically just for people to flame americans
in which case its flaming outside of the flame boards
in which case you guys are in trouble

You know what's funny? This topic was originally posted in Flame Wars and the mods moved it here when it became an actual discussion.

Read the WHOLE thread.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:27 pm

bryguy wrote:im thinking of reporting this board to the mods
its basically just for people to flame americans
in which case its flaming outside of the flame boards
in which case you guys are in trouble

Impersonation of Bryguy:

:cry:

by **reminisco** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:28 pm

btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/

by **autoload** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:31 pm

OMG, I laughed my ass off at that reminisco.

And no people, it was not a Rick Roll.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:36 pm

Not a rick roll, but freaking hilarious! :lol:

by **reminisco** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:19 pm

reminisco wrote:btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/

in case you missed it the first time...

by **Frigidus** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:34 pm

reminisco wrote:
reminisco wrote:btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/

in case you missed it the first time...

That first clip was so satisfying. I can't even begin.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:38 pm

Frigidus wrote:
reminisco wrote:
reminisco wrote:btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/

in case you missed it the first time...

That first clip was so satisfying. I can't even begin.

It's true.

by **gryffin13** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:27 pm

Jehan wrote:meh, Americans seem to think America is a lot better than it really is, possibly a reflection of there increasing ignorance? its a shame given Americas heritage, which at times was nothing short of glorious.

mmmmm... ironic. It should be their, not there

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:18 pm

gryffin13 wrote:
Jehan wrote:meh, Americans seem to think America is a lot better than it really is, possibly a reflection of there increasing ignorance? its a shame given Americas heritage, which at times was nothing short of glorious.

mmmmm... ironic. It should be their, not there

Have you ever considered joining the grammar nazis?

by **gryffin13** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:10 am

MeDeFe wrote:
gryffin13 wrote:
Jehan wrote:meh, Americans seem to think America is a lot better than it really is, possibly a reflection of there increasing ignorance? its a shame given Americas heritage, which at times was nothing short of glorious.

mmmmm... ironic. It should be their, not there

Have you ever considered joining the grammar nazis?

Well the point isn't so much that the wrong word was used, but that the wrong word was used while criticizing American's intellect.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:14 am

I'm sensing some deja vu... from about two pages ago...

by **muy_thaiguy** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:53 am

Neoteny wrote:I'm sensing some deja vu... from about two pages ago...

It happens. Quite often.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:57 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I'm sensing some deja vu... from about two pages ago...

It happens. Quite often.

Irony. I cry.

/emo

by **reminisco** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:58 am

um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:13 am

reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

I'm from the rest of the world, so I knew that.

by **reminisco** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:18 am

MeDeFe wrote:
reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

I'm from the rest of the world, so I knew that.

in which case, please watch this important news video now:

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:29 am

I've already seen it. Anyway, when do you think will we get a thought police this side of the ocean?

by **tzor** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:39 am

reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

I believe they call it soccer in Canada (mind you they are still in North America) where the "football" fields are longer than in the US.

So I heard they finally played a game of real "football" in England last year. :twisted:

I mean how can you call it "football" anyway? The ball is a sphere ... it doesn't even look like a foot.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:40 am

MeDeFe wrote:I've already seen it. Anyway, when do you think will we get a thought police this side of the ocean?

5 months?

by **Jenos Ridan** on Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:05 pm

reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

As I am a fan of Hockey (Winterhawks, unless a good team from Seattle appears), I could care less about whether it is called Soccer or Football. But, I'll call one the one you guys play Soccer out of need for clarity.