WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

by **willis** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:04 pm

Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:06 pm

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:06 pm

I am not fat I am a lean awesome machine

The CORRECT term is:
"Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine"
Is there anything George Foreman can't do?

by **Vincent M** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:06 pm

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That is the DAM truth

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:07 pm

unriggable wrote:
willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I thought she said "Get the f*ck out of my bedroom!"...

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:08 pm

Vincent M wrote:
willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns
That is the DAM truth

The dam truth is right!

by **static_ice** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:08 pm

unriggable wrote:
willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

Michael Scott impersonater...

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:09 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
unriggable wrote:
willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I thought she said "Get the f*ck out of my bedroom!"...

Nice.

by **Vincent M** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:09 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
unriggable wrote:
willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I thought she said "Get the f*ck out of my bedroom!"...

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:10 pm

BUG!

by **willis** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:11 pm

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:11 pm

8 June 2007

Free Press: Paris Hilton is out of jail only days after imprisonment for violating the probation she received for impaired driving, using a get out of jail free card she purchased from a heavily-indebted inmate.

"It says something about American society that our laws are flexible enough to benefit everyone involved," declared Hilton's lawyer, after the deal in which the card-seller received enough cash to unmortgage a large amount of property. "One inmate is out of debt, another is free. The free enterprise system is truly a wondrous and democratic institution."

Hilton was arrested when the car she was driving swerved around a top-hat and nearly missed an old shoe as she sped down Atlantic Avenue and past Marvin Gardens. "It creates a double standard," complained one legal critic, "Park Place-types can simply buy their way around the law from Baltic Avenue-types. The penalties against the rich will be completely ineffective."

Hilton disagreed, insisting that she had been successfully rehabilitated. "I am a changed person. I now understand that by helping others, I ultimately help myself," she said. "Why, that poor woman I bought the card from did not have even $200 to her name; she went straight to prison without even being permitted to collect her paycheque. It puts me at ease to know that whenever I drive impaired, I will be able to make the world a better place. And if I get suspended for driving impaired, I can drive anyway and help others if I'm caught. That's so, like, hot."

When asked whether someone so wealthy should benefit from the limited resources of the Community Chest, Hilton insisted: "People think I'm wealthy, but honestly, my own chest is insubstantial enough that I really do need to benefit from the community's. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish my house arrest in one of Daddy's hotels on the Boardwalk."

by **Vincent M** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:13 pm

willis wrote:poop

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop

by **static_ice** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:14 pm

anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:14 pm

Spamalot's new tap dance troupe:

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:15 pm

And now over to our weather presenter...Paris Hilton.

PH: It's Hot.

by **Vincent M** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:16 pm

If anyone wants to see where my avvy is from watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yly2UDQp ... ed&search=

by **Vincent M** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:16 pm

static_ice wrote:anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?

No was it Good ?

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:16 pm

Ok.
Thumbs up who thinks Spamalot has improved with my arrival.
Thumbs down who thinks Spamalot has got worse...

by **static_ice** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:19 pm

Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?
No was it Good ?

well, it was on impersonation of her...(you know conan talks to her picture on the tv and her mouth is just some impersonator) she was talking about how paris got out early and had ghetto dialect :lol:

oh and minister thumbs down

EDIT: one more think I really gotta go so I'll see yal later bye

by **unriggable** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:20 pm

by **Vincent M** on Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:21 pm

static_ice wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?
No was it Good ?

well, it was on impersonation of her...(you know conan talks to her picture on the tv and her mouth is just some impersonator) she was talking about how paris got out early and had ghetto dialect

oh and minister thumbs down

EDIT: one more think I really gotta go so I'll see yal later bye