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Postby jiminski on Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:52 pm

suggs wrote:The womans on drugs! :)


She will be if she drinks your Tea Suggs!
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Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:16 am

jiminski wrote:
suggs wrote:The womans on drugs! :)


She will be if she drinks your Tea Suggs!


:lol: LMAO :lol:


oh and jim, I love your commentary on the pics you posted :D


I can see you being an announcer on some TV show for hot models
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:15 am

nah!..he just likes to talk :P
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:04 am

Do you like a chin wag Clapp during the doggy-doggy? :P 8) :wink:
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Postby lord voldemort on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:30 am

i cant beleive this thread still hasnt been locked
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:40 am

DAMN being in an internet cafe. I think they have a "both hands above the desk" policy.
Fascists 8)
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Postby oggiss on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:40 am

Hehe, I don't think they have. Go ahead and do your thing ;)
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:17 pm

suggs wrote:Do you like a chin wag Clapp during the doggy-doggy? :P 8) :wink:
:shock: a chin wag...wow you really do talk alot..even during sex huh? :P :twisted: :wink:
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:31 pm

He has to get a conversation going in case they get bored :lol:





Sorry Suggs!
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:25 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:He has to get a conversation going in case they get bored :lol:





Sorry Suggs!


I knew that threesome was recorded. They weren't both asleep anyway. Ok, so one was and the other was literally a dog. But the chicks love my History of Britain speel, just before we go below decks.
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:27 pm

clapper011 wrote:
suggs wrote:Do you like a chin wag Clapp during the doggy-doggy? :P 8) :wink:
:shock: a chin wag...wow you really do talk alot..even during sex huh? :P :twisted: :wink:


Honestly cant remember.
*remembers its the internet*

*butch* Yeah, sure, i love a bit of a chin while you wag my...Hmm, unconvincing :) 8) :wink:
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:33 pm

suggs wrote:The womans on drugs! :)
That reminds me of when Elle MacPherson did the playboy spread. I was in the drug store with my buddies girl freind and I spotted it. I was all excited and thought better have a gander.

She had really bad make up on and she looked like she was sedated out of her mind. I felt much dissapointment.
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:34 pm

I feel your retrospective sorrow.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:40 pm

Ahh, good ol' sports illistrated, to cleanse the bad memories. They know how to take photos of Ellie Mac.
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Postby silvanricky on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:45 pm

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The one on the left
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:46 pm

There goes my load.
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:48 pm

silvanricky wrote:Image

The one on the left


:lol: :lol: :lol: a genuine LOL :lol: :lol:
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Postby Harijan on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:04 pm

silvanricky wrote:Image

The one on the left


I hope so, the one on the right has serious man-hands.
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Postby Harijan on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:06 pm

which brings up a whole new question in my mind.

if you are a gay Talibanian, and you want to come out of the closet, do you just start wearing the purple sheet to school?

And if thats how you do it, how do your friends and classmates know that you came out of the closet instead of just some new chick?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:08 pm

Harijan wrote:I hope so, the one on the right has serious man-hands.

The one on the left has man genitals but his hands are quite lovely.
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:11 pm

2dimes wrote:
Harijan wrote:I hope so, the one on the right has serious man-hands.

The one on the left has man genitals but his hands are quite lovely.


Good enough for me.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:14 pm

Nice hands are key in a good sock monkey puppet blow job.
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:21 pm

2dimes wrote:Nice hands are key in a good sock monkey puppet blow job.


:lol: :lol: :lol: great days. ah, sock monkey, why did i leave you behind that old sofa. :cry:
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:28 pm

suggs wrote:
2dimes wrote:Nice hands are key in a good sock monkey puppet blow job.


:lol: :lol: :lol: great days. ah, sock monkey, why did i leave you behind that old sofa. :cry:


SockMonkey wrote:Screee screee!!
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Postby jiminski on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:20 pm

Brought this one back out so we could see Sugsy in a bikini again!
Jesus he's a right sort!



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