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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:32 pm

Martin Ronne wrote:I went to england and wales in the summer of 07', and I still have a ten pound bill. On the back there is a picture of Darwin, so I keep it in my wallet hoping it will evolve into a twenty..................


no such luck quite yet. :(

Did you try planting it in the ground? (or does that only work for nickles ... lol)
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby a.sub on Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:43 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Martin Ronne wrote:I went to england and wales in the summer of 07', and I still have a ten pound bill. On the back there is a picture of Darwin, so I keep it in my wallet hoping it will evolve into a twenty..................


no such luck quite yet. :(

Did you try planting it in the ground? (or does that only work for nickles ... lol)


no no no
you need to find a female bill, then make then have kids
then select the two with the highest value, say 10.00000001 and 10.000000002 pounds, and mate them, then repeat. as long as the variation between parent and child is a .0001% increase you will have a 20 pound bill in 693148 generations
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:56 pm

does the relationship start off with billing and cooing?
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby a.sub on Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:35 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:does the relationship start off with billing and cooing?


depends where u got the bill from
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:36 pm

a.sub wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
Martin Ronne wrote:I went to england and wales in the summer of 07', and I still have a ten pound bill. On the back there is a picture of Darwin, so I keep it in my wallet hoping it will evolve into a twenty..................


no such luck quite yet. :(

Did you try planting it in the ground? (or does that only work for nickles ... lol)


no no no
you need to find a female bill, then make then have kids
then select the two with the highest value, say 10.00000001 and 10.000000002 pounds, and mate them, then repeat. as long as the variation between parent and child is a .0001% increase you will have a 20 pound bill in 693148 generations


The female is on the front of the bill, I think it's queen Elizabeth, of course every british queen is named Elizabeth.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:40 pm

Incidentally, in the UK it's a "note".
In the UK you get the bill and you can pay with a cheque.
In the US you get the check and you can pay with a bill.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:47 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Incidentally, in the UK it's a "note".
In the UK you get the bill and you can pay with a cheque.
In the US you get the check and you can pay with a bill.


First off, I'm a 4th generation Irish American, and I don't give a rats ass what they call anything in the pUKe.

Second, I know it's called a note, I even call it a note here sometimes, but wasn't sure everyone would understand.

I'm a failure as an American. :oops: :cry:
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby HapSmo19 on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:56 pm

Don't worry,....you've just joned the bottom 80th percentile.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby deceangli on Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:20 pm

Martin Ronne wrote:First off, I'm a 4th generation Irish American, and I don't give a rats ass what they call anything in the pUKe.



Good to see the spirit of international friendship hard at work in the forum.

FWIW, I'm a 3rd generation Irish Brit, living in a town where two of our children were murdered by the IRA 15 years ago, using bombs paid for by nth generation Irish Americans (among others).

But we're not bitter.

PS I think this is definitely heading off topic
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:09 pm

deceangli wrote:
Martin Ronne wrote:First off, I'm a 4th generation Irish American, and I don't give a rats ass what they call anything in the pUKe.



Good to see the spirit of international friendship hard at work in the forum.

FWIW, I'm a 3rd generation Irish Brit, living in a town where two of our children were murdered by the IRA 15 years ago, using bombs paid for by nth generation Irish Americans (among others).

But we're not bitter.

PS I think this is definitely heading off topic


I'm sorry to hear about your kids, but I didn't say anything about supporting the IRA.

P.S. It's not getting off topic, "It's just evolving"!
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby a.sub on Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:22 pm

deceangli wrote:Good to see the spirit of international friendship hard at work in the forum.

FWIW, I'm a 3rd generation Irish Brit, living in a town where two of our children were murdered by the IRA 15 years ago, using bombs paid for by nth generation Irish Americans (among others).

But we're not bitter.

PS I think this is definitely heading off topic



im realy sorry for your loss :cry:
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby deceangli on Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:16 pm

I didn't mean my kids - I meant two kids from my town. Sorry for any confusion.

And I wouldn't dream of accusing somebody of being an IRA supporter just because they express some anti-British sentiment. It pisses me off, though, the rather stupid idea that because Cromwell behaved like a twat 300 years ago (plus various other interesting historical events), that a entire nation of largely decent people can be condemned out of hand. If you hated the French, that would be understandable . . .
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:18 pm

a.sub wrote:
deceangli wrote:Good to see the spirit of international friendship hard at work in the forum.

FWIW, I'm a 3rd generation Irish Brit, living in a town where two of our children were murdered by the IRA 15 years ago, using bombs paid for by nth generation Irish Americans (among others).

But we're not bitter.

PS I think this is definitely heading off topic



im realy sorry for your loss :cry:


a.sub, the smilie doesn't make it seem very sincere.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby pimpdave on Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:26 pm

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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:37 pm

deceangli wrote:I didn't mean my kids - I meant two kids from my town. Sorry for any confusion.

And I wouldn't dream of accusing somebody of being an IRA supporter just because they express some anti-British sentiment. It pisses me off, though, the rather stupid idea that because Cromwell behaved like a twat 300 years ago (plus various other interesting historical events), that a entire nation of largely decent people can be condemned out of hand. If you hated the French, that would be understandable . . .



I actually don't have any resentment for the british people as a whole, I dislike certain aspects of the british government, which for the sake of diplomacy I wont delve into, but other than that, I have nothing against the UK. I may call you a "stinking limey" from time to time, but it's all in good fun. What I said earlier, though I mentioned the UK in particular, was really more a reference to europe in general. Over here in the U.S., there has been a push to do things in a european way, there have even been court cases where one of the lawyers will actually site a ruling in a european court as example as to what should be done. Are money is starting to look a lot more like money over seas. Are new president, just sworn in today, even went campaigning in Berlin! Most don't notice what's going on, they've all had the wool pulled over their eyes by the media, and for those of us who do notice, it drives us absolutely bonkers.




P.S. The French can go to Hell!
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby a.sub on Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:41 pm

Martin Ronne wrote:
a.sub wrote:
deceangli wrote:Good to see the spirit of international friendship hard at work in the forum.

FWIW, I'm a 3rd generation Irish Brit, living in a town where two of our children were murdered by the IRA 15 years ago, using bombs paid for by nth generation Irish Americans (among others).

But we're not bitter.

PS I think this is definitely heading off topic



im realy sorry for your loss :cry:


a.sub, the smilie doesn't make it seem very sincere.


lol well it was sincere, was because he didnt lose kids, either way its sad how stupid some people act towards each other
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:46 am

"Are" can not be used as a possessive pronoun, the correct spelling is "our".
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby deceangli on Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:53 am

Martin Ronne wrote:
Over here in the U.S., there has been a push to do things in a european way, there have even been court cases where one of the lawyers will actually site a ruling in a european court as example as to what should be done. Are money is starting to look a lot more like money over seas. Are new president, just sworn in today, even went campaigning in Berlin! Most don't notice what's going on, they've all had the wool pulled over their eyes by the media, and for those of us who do notice, it drives us absolutely bonkers.


P.S. The French can go to Hell!


We like your new president, largely because he isn't Dubya. (BTW, "W" over here in somebody's name is short for "wanker", so we were hugely amused when he made the "W" sign everywhere he went!) The money worries are just as strong over here, although they're often described as being American in origin, because of the sub-prime problems which exposed the whole sorry mess in the first place. It's interesting that you're concerned about Euro influence - we feel strongly bullied by the US Government on a wide range of issues. Tony Blair was heavily criticised for being Bush's poodle. For all that, the US is probably our fave ally.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Nostradumas on Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:37 am

The earth is evil and cursed and was a cosmos mistake and the creator is angry that this occured.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby deceangli on Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:23 am

Nostradumas wrote:The earth is evil and cursed and was a cosmos mistake and the creator is angry that this occured.


Wise words.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby a.sub on Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:24 pm

deceangli wrote:
Nostradumas wrote:The earth is evil and cursed and was a cosmos mistake and the creator is angry that this occured.


Wise words.


then lets kill all humans :mrgreen:
i mean ... get along peacefully :roll:
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:22 pm

a.sub wrote:
deceangli wrote:
Nostradumas wrote:The earth is evil and cursed and was a cosmos mistake and the creator is angry that this occured.

Wise words.

then lets kill all humans :mrgreen:
i mean ... get along peacefully :roll:

We could peacefully kill all humans.
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:20 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
a.sub wrote:
deceangli wrote:
Nostradumas wrote:The earth is evil and cursed and was a cosmos mistake and the creator is angry that this occured.

Wise words.

then lets kill all humans :mrgreen:
i mean ... get along peacefully :roll:

We could peacefully kill all humans.

Oh, but brutality is so much more fun! :D
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby a.sub on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:53 pm

Break out the high explosives :D
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Re: Evolution vs Creation-Comparing each View

Postby Martin Ronne on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:56 pm

No no no, swords are so much more personal. :twisted:
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