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Postby Minkish on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:30 pm

XenHu wrote:His features resembled a duck's(2)...



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His nose was a beak (3)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:31 pm

And his feet were oblique (4)
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Postby The1exile on Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:19 pm

No wonder he seemed like a duck (5)

I once new a girl from Peru, (1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:41 pm

Who married a wrestler from Crewe [2]
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Postby glide on Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:28 pm

He taught her to box........(3)
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Postby geegel on Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:34 pm

She washed off his socks(4)
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Postby killza666jrr on Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:43 pm

and got chicken pox (5)


he had a french accent (1)
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Postby Colaalone on Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:44 pm

and then asked "Do these look dirty to you?" [5]

I found myself dazed and confused, [1]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:15 pm

My body was battered & bruised [2]
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:30 pm

i looked left, then right
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Postby killza666jrr on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:31 pm

up and down...



and i was the 1 to get 5 first
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:36 pm

killza666jrr wrote:up and down...



and i was the 1 to get 5 first


But the rhyme on your fifth line was out of sync.

Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks



I found myself dazed and confused, [1]
My body was battered & bruised [2]
i looked left, then right

I'd been in a fight, [4]
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Postby The1exile on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:02 am

Though I'd won, I knew I was was screwed.(5)

Once with a boy named Sue, (1)

(And Genghis, you should change the topic's title then - limerick has one m in it.)
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Postby Dariune on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:04 am

who beat her parents black and blue (2)
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:10 am

because they called her (shes a transvestite) Nancy
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Postby The1exile on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:17 am

I took quite a fancy, (4)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:48 am

And took her back home for a screw. [5]



When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
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Postby XenHu on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:50 am

I ending up splitting my spleen(2)


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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:51 am

She made a noise most obscene. (2)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:22 am

When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)

I fell to the floor, [3]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:23 am

Genghis Khant wrote:When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)

I fell to the floor, [3]


Screamed "Oh, you're a whore!" (4)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:30 am

"Here's fifty quid", if you know what I mean. [5]

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There was a young girl from Calcutta, [1]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:34 am

It seemed she had a slight stutta... (2)

Nothing rhymes with calcutta, dammit!
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:53 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Nothing rhymes with calcutta, dammit!

stutter, gutter, butter, putter, mutter, nut her, cut her, etc.



When she said her name [3]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:56 am

It all sounded the same
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