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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:59 am

Materful wrote:I play cricket, theres confusion there cos no-one else knows what it is


I know what it is, dreadfully boring! :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:27 am

I play with myself..

and video games.
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:39 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Materful wrote:I play cricket, theres confusion there cos no-one else knows what it is


I know what it is, dreadfully boring! :lol:

QFT

Fucking boring lame arse game.
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Postby Syzygy on Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:49 am

reverend_kyle wrote:I play with myself..

and video games.


That comes as a shocker.
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Postby autoload on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:06 am

I like using the shocker during sex.
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Postby ignotus on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:14 am

autoload wrote:I like using the shocker during sex.


How? :?: :?: :?:

Now I get it...
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:04 am

autoload wrote:I like using the shocker during sex.


I like using it before and after, but never during.
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Postby diddle on Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:31 am

strike wolf wrote:I don't play tennis. I play football (American, used to play the Europe/rest of the world version)


europe/rest of the world version........aka REAL football
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:33 am

I play Tennis for fun

cricket and football for a club and also Im a kickboxer
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:55 am

AK_iceman wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:Suffer from a poor attention span? Go to
this big image.


Hey johnny. Haven't seen you around here in awhile. It's also been about 50 pages since my last post (excluding my Page 1400 post).

Hey AK, yeah I've actually been pretty busy over the last few months getting a life, and as a result CC got somewhat marginalised. But as I'm back at college now, I can sink back into the comfort of doing naff all but going on the computer every evening :)

Nice to see Hooters posting again, and also nice to see static got the South Park reference.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:19 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
AK_iceman wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:Suffer from a poor attention span? Go to
this big image.


Hey johnny. Haven't seen you around here in awhile. It's also been about 50 pages since my last post (excluding my Page 1400 post).

Hey AK, yeah I've actually been pretty busy over the last few months getting a life, and as a result CC got somewhat marginalised. But as I'm back at college now, I can sink back into the comfort of doing naff all but going on the computer every evening :)

Nice to see Hooters posting again, and also nice to see static got the South Park reference.


you...remember me? :lol:
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Postby max is gr8 on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:03 pm

hey! I remember you the old max is gr8 flame group is back but!!!!!!

2 problems
Broomhead isn't here
We haven't got a reason to flame

Those where the good old days
When I was a useless spammers not understanding the ways of The Longest Thread, Thread.

Then I got bored and decided to write an ode to the olden dayd

Once when conquer club was neigh
Noone lived to see spamming die
Then one morning in the new year
Max is gr8 joined yelling down lacks ear
Then He spammed and smammed and spammed and spammed
Until the great flame was lit

Then one day this thread was born
We had nowhere to mow the lawn
Max is gr8 began to grow old
There were reports his soul was sold
Jonnyrotten and broomhead began to grow plans
Until the flame was lit

Although this went way too far
And poor old max he got barred
Then the flame took him too the light
It gave him a soul and took away his blight
Then max went away
For no more than a day
After the flame was lit

Then when he came back his friends were gone
And the flamers had gone from plenty to none
If what was expected happened that day
Max is gr8 would have been lost to the spamming way
Several months passed without woes
The flame will soon be re-lit

But then Spamalot was found
Without any reasons or ground
Then re-founded the ways of spam
Before long the old days were gone
And the ways of old were none
The flame had been re-lit

Many months have now passed
The havoc remains
The old ways shall return
Before the site will burn
And the members shall be as one
The flame will go out

In the longest thread thread stories are told
Of a time of old
Where no spammers spammed
And no flamers flamed
Conquer club was as one
In the future the site will remain
And Spammers will never rule again
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:20 pm

max is gr8 wrote:hey! I remember you the old max is gr8 flame group is back but!!!!!!

2 problems
Broomhead isn't here
We haven't got a reason to flame

Those where the good old days
When I was a useless spammers not understanding the ways of The Longest Thread, Thread.

Then I got bored and decided to write an ode to the olden dayd

Once when conquer club was neigh
Noone lived to see spamming die
Then one morning in the new year
Max is gr8 joined yelling down lacks ear
Then He spammed and smammed and spammed and spammed
Until the great flame was lit

Then one day this thread was born
We had nowhere to mow the lawn
Max is gr8 began to grow old
There were reports his soul was sold
Jonnyrotten and broomhead began to grow plans
Until the flame was lit

Although this went way too far
And poor old max he got barred
Then the flame took him too the light
It gave him a soul and took away his blight
Then max went away
For no more than a day
After the flame was lit

Then when he came back his friends were gone
And the flamers had gone from plenty to none
If what was expected happened that day
Max is gr8 would have been lost to the spamming way
Several months passed without woes
The flame will soon be re-lit

But then Spamalot was found
Without any reasons or ground
Then re-founded the ways of spam
Before long the old days were gone
And the ways of old were none
The flame had been re-lit

Many months have now passed
The havoc remains
The old ways shall return
Before the site will burn
And the members shall be as one
The flame will go out

In the longest thread thread stories are told
Of a time of old
Where no spammers spammed
And no flamers flamed
Conquer club was as one
In the future the site will remain
And Spammers will never rule again


**slaps max**

NOW GET IN MY RANDOM MAFIA
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:36 pm

cena-rules wrote:
max is gr8 wrote:hey! I remember you the old max is gr8 flame group is back but!!!!!!

2 problems
Broomhead isn't here
We haven't got a reason to flame

Those where the good old days
When I was a useless spammers not understanding the ways of The Longest Thread, Thread.

Then I got bored and decided to write an ode to the olden dayd

[enter horrid ode here]


**slaps max**


:lol:
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Postby Avron on Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:49 pm

What the fucks up with you guys like half ass emoting with your astreiks.
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:52 pm

no it means that I am doing it
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Postby static_ice on Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:53 pm

interesting poem max...


and nice avvy cahoots...
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:54 pm

Avron wrote:What the fucks up with you guys like half ass emoting with your astreiks.
dumbass :roll:
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:54 pm

I think Im transferring to this thread, cuz spamalot is dead. :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:00 pm

jnd94 wrote:I think Im transferring to this thread, cuz spamalot is dead. :lol:


somethings wrong with vincent and DDS...
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:00 pm

static_ice wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think Im transferring to this thread, cuz spamalot is dead. :lol:


somethings wrong with vincent and DDS...


definatley
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:01 pm

Just dont spam this thread like spamalot and it'll be fine.
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:03 pm

UCAbears wrote:Just dont spam this thread like spamalot and it'll be fine.


dont worry, Im not a newbie spammer :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:57 pm

jnd94 wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Just dont spam this thread like spamalot and it'll be fine.


dont worry, Im not a newbie spammer :lol:


your sig says otherwise :P


anyway so you're graduating, are you 8th grade or senior?
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:02 pm

static_ice wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Just dont spam this thread like spamalot and it'll be fine.


dont worry, Im not a newbie spammer :lol:


your sig says otherwise :P


anyway so you're graduating, are you 8th grade or senior?


how so? I think it says I make the clubhouse smarter :?

Im an 8th grader
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